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Thread: Funny Joke Thread ( version 2 ) silly, dirty, puns, whatever you like.

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    What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked into his office?

    I can clearly see you're nuts!
    Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it.

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    Two cats are swimming across the river -- one's name is One Two Three and the other's name is Un Deux Trois.
    Who makes it across?
    One Two Three because Un Deux Trois cat sank.

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    Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it.

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    ^^^ LOL took a second to process but LOL

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    Men are like Vacations.
    They never seem to be long enough.

    lol?

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    I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.


    Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.


    A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: ''Pint please, and one for the road.

    A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says ''I'll serve you, but don't start anything.

    and one last one for now -

    A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''
    When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those that do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Exeter19 View Post

    A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''
    That one was my favorite because it's cute and funny.
    This thread has some good jokes I might pinch a few and tell some friends

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    A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says "I hope the porn is disabled."
    The guy at the desk replies. "It's just regular porn you sick ****."

    LOL

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    What do you give a dog with a fever?

    Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog.


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    Saw this on some pic online and it made me laugh.

    I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Centipede.
    Centipede who?
    Centipede on the Christmas tree.

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    What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!

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    Who doesn't eat on Christmas? A turkey because it is always stuffed.

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    How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb? Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!

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    It was Christmas Eve in at the meat counter and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one.

    In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said, 'Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?'

    'No, madam, 'he replied, 'they're all dead.'
    Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it.

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    A tomcat was heard running up and down the alley for hours. A neighbour called his owner and asked what was happening. The owner said, 'Well, I had him fixed today, and he's going around cancelling all his engagements.'

    How many cats can you put into an empty box?
    Only one. After that, the box isn't empty.

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    Some dirtier ones, kiddies.

    What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

    Beat it. We’re closed.

    What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common?

    The more you play with it, the harder it gets.


    What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?

    Beef strokin’ off.
    Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it.

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    LOL LOL @ " Beef strokin' off " LOL LOL
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