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28-07-17, 05:21 AM #76
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Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will
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18-08-17, 02:56 AM #77
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^ Haha ...OH my!
This is cringey but made me laugh!
A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.
When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
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22-08-17, 06:02 AM #78
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lmao off on the last two jokes.
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06-09-17, 10:23 PM #79
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You're riding a horse full speed, there's a giraffe beside you, and you're being chase by a lion. What do you do?
Get your drunk ass off the carousel.
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11-09-17, 07:40 PM #80
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Lol. I used to love riding the merry go rounds at fairs when young.
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06-10-17, 10:26 PM #81
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03-11-17, 07:28 PM #82
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Shamelessly bumping my own thread.
That picture tho of the duck, LoL“The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog.”
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04-11-17, 12:49 AM #83
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This is a better joke told in person, but this will have to do.
One day, a blonde was talking to her male friend.
Blonde: Gosh, I am in need of money these days.
Friend: Yeah me too. But I have been going to the sperm bank to donate sperm to get extra income.
Blonde: Oh, that's a great a idea.
Next Day, the blonde goes to the sperm bank. The receptionist asked the blonde" This is a sperm bank, what are you doing here"
The blonde nodded her head and pointed to her puffed out cheeks
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23-11-17, 07:39 PM #84
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Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a condom?
A: Condoms have changed. They're no longer thick and insensitive!“The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog.”
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01-12-17, 10:00 PM #85
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Ha ha ha... this one made me LOL
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02-12-17, 02:37 AM #86
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WB, dollhouse and thank you
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30-12-17, 11:07 PM #87
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A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
New Years Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper.“The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog.”
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05-01-18, 12:54 PM #88
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Q. Why did Stimpy cross the road?
A. To get to the other side!
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07-01-18, 10:47 PM #89
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A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck.
When they died, God granted all of them one wish.
The first person said, “I want to be gorgeous.” God snapped his fingers and it happened.
The second person said the same thing and God did the same thing. This want on and on throughout the group.
God noticed the last man in line was laughing hysterically.
By the time God got to the last ten people, the last man was laughing and rolling on the ground.
When the man’s turn came, he laughed and said, “I wish they were all ugly again.”Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will
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08-01-18, 06:35 PM #90
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LoL. ^^^ .................
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