How Stupid

[misombra]

people are so crazy.

[misombra]

patient: oh doctor i have so much pain!

doc: and where is your pain miss jones?

patient: down my back doctor.

doc: well let's take a feel... oh yes i see your problem, you have a herniated disk. now you could go the invasive surgery route OR you could try a new experimental treatment wherein i inject you with some of my love juice, take care of that for you. would you like to start now?

patient: oh well... hee hee hee... i guess so.

a year later...

doc: well it seems you're cured.

patient: well i don't think i am?

doc: i think you are, have a nice day.

patient: (runs out to get all that money from him.)

doc: (goes to jail.)

[Junsui]

This is just sad.

Driver goes 3 miles with lodged body
A motorist hits a pedestrian on 34th Street, then drives to the Sunshine Skyway with the victim stuck in the windshield.

[url]http://stpetersburgtimes.com/2005/10/20/Tampabay/Driver_goes_3_miles_w.shtml[/url]

[Tone]

I heard a similair story of someone hittin a pedestrian and gettin stuck in the windshield, then drivin home, parking in the garage - with the guy he hit STILL ALIVE.

Did you guys hear of that mentally ill woman that threw her 3 young kids into San Francisco Bay...? She even told people she was gonna do it, said she heard voices telling her to do it - and she told her sister in-law that she was gonna feed them to the sharks. But by law - they couldn't take her kids from her... Sad, sad world.

[Junsui]

Yeah, I remember that one where the person parked in the garage and the guy they hit bled to death.

Yes, I've been reading about that story too.

[Ellynn]

People are messed up!!!

[Lloyd95]

I heard a similair story of someone hittin a pedestrian and gettin stuck in the windshield, then drivin home, parking in the garage - with the guy he hit STILL ALIVE.

It also was turned into an episode of "Law & Order"

[Ellynn]

I hit my recycle bin today with my car while backing out of my driveway....

Guess I shouldn't drive until I have my morning coffee.....

Also pissed cuz now i have a noticable ding on my bumper....

[Lloyd95]

I hit my recycle bin today with my car while backing out of my driveway....

Ok, that's almost the same as hitting a reallive person.

Women drivers......*shakes head*

[Ellynn]

Ok, that's almost the same as hitting a reallive person.

Women drivers......*shakes head*

Well at first I thought it was a person ...because this past spring they put sidewalks in by us.....lol...

And women have nothing to do with it.... The only accidents I have been in....have been caused by men......

[Lloyd95]

.. The only accidents I have been in....have been caused by men......

..yes , but they probably got in an accident trying to get the hell away from a woman driver!

[Ellynn]

..yes , but they probably got in an accident trying to get the hell away from a woman driver!

Maybe....one time I wasn't even in the car......and an old guy hit me....while my car was parked....and left it like that and went into the store to go shopping....

Another time I was in the parking structure at work and this guy just puts it in reverse and backs into me...... IM like laying on my horn and everything and he keeps hitting me...

[Rosebud]

LOL, people crack me up!!! I think most of them get their license out of a cracker jack box!!

[Junsui]

That's where I got mine

[Tone]

Me too, what the hell Rosebud?