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If you were stuck on an island...
...and on that island was a wine bottle, piece of paper, and a pen. What message would you write on that ONE sheet of paper, before you throw it in the Ocean?
Keep in mind, that you don't know where you are. All you know, is that you are on an island.
"Thanx to you all for not coming to rescue me, bastards"
Just a castaway, an island lost at sea, oh
Another lonely day, with no one here but me, oh
More loneliness than any man could bear
Rescue me before I fall into despair, oh
I’ll send an s.o.s. to the world
I’ll send an s.o.s. to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
A year has passed since I wrote my note
But I should have known this right from the start
Only hope can keep me together
Love can mend your life but
Love can break your heart
I’ll send an s.o.s. to the world
I’ll send an s.o.s. to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
(Oh I'd Also add my flight / Ship details)
"Hey everyone! May I ask how is it in the world without communism? How is it in the world without democracy? You wouldn't know you bastards!!! I would! It's grand! I can do whatever I want! *blood smudges get on paper* Like cut myself and not get in trouble...*stabs self with pen*...*paper drifts off into ocean only for me to be forgotten as a memory*"
That's just morbid!Quote:
Originally Posted by TheOneAndOnlyX
please, just send me one desent female and i can die a happy man on this lonely island.
raverboy
uh Raver? What about your drinks? Wouldnt those be your companion? Your alchy?
Hmmm. Id have to think about it, I'll get back to you too early in the morning.
I would write my name and the contact info for a close family member. Then I'd write out something nice for everyone who meant soemthing in my life. That way if they never find me, but they find the bottle, at least they'll get a last message from me.
Unfortunately, with just the wine bottle and no cork, it would fill with water and whatever message you wrote on the paper would be irrelevant.
Lol Cybog.......but RSK did not specify whether or not the wine bottle still had a cork in it. I'd imagine being on a deserted island, it probably wouldn't, but then a deserted island doesn't usually have pens and paper on it either. So I will assume there is a cork.
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Originally Posted by bluesummer
actually, cy is right. there 'is' no cork, and only a wine bottle and pen...
:goofy:
jk
What happened to the paper? Are you taking away my paper now too? You're sick! I'm trapped on a deserted island here! You can't toy with me like this.
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Originally Posted by bluesummer
ok, i will send helicopters to rescue you, but ONLY YOU! everyone else is gonna have to bank on their soaked messages in a bottle...
...and while you are waiting, i burried a cooler with ice cold beer behind the tall palm tree behind you..............
Sweet! ::cracks beer::
Have fun on your shitty island with your pens and bottles suckers. I'm going to ride off into the blue sky with RSK, and I'm taking the beers with me!!
Ahahahahahahaha :evil:
But do Helicopters know which Island Bluesummer Crash landed on? What if she is stuck on a different one??? :horror: