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I don't know what has been going on lately, but for the past couple of weeks, I have been SOOO HORNY! It's crazy. Has anyone else been experiencing this? I can't seem to make it go away either. I need to get laid, damnit! lol Oh well. Soon hopefully!
Yeah I think it has to do with the alignment of the planets and the blue moons of Jupiter. Just weird stuff in the universe cause weird things to happen.
I've had that recently. I'd be hard for days on end (not constantly but it damn well felt like it was) just burning inside from the lust. How did I fix it? I didn't, it just went away, to return some other time. Just your body aching for some physical love I'm afraid.
Damn it all to hell. lol I need to get some. lol I'm aching over here. It sucks royally. Oh well. Hopefully it goes away..... *thinks to self* Where is Laguna? He likes to poke my boobies. *snickers*
I'm horny as well. Thank God its only 3 days til I get some
Lucky you! I have no idea when I am going to be gettin some. Could be this week or it could be in a month from now. I haven't a clue. Damn. Thinking about it just makes me feel worse. lol *happy thoughts happy thoughts* grrrr lol
omg she mentioned my name. I feel so special *lays blackrose .... on the couch* lol teasing again ;) That's sexy that you asked for me. I feel a forum bond between us now. Just inform me of your age first, hahaha. And your in NJ and i'm in Chi-town :(
That would be funny if we met in real life and kicked it off well :P I'm always up for crazy stuff like that, cause if your a 30 yr old rapist, I know how to crack your neck, so I can protect myself ;)
Napoleon your just jealous that i've been talking to hot babes all day on the internet
You're f***ing fine as hell. Of course I'm gunna be askin for ya. ;) And finish your though in a PM if you so desire. I would be happy to hear your thoughts on how I should get over this extreme horniness. *chuckles and grabs on him* O_O muahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Laguna
Meetings from this forum have a good record so far. I met with Breezy (who doesn't seem to come around anymore) and we hit it off. Squirt met with Iron (who also doesn't seem to come around anymore) and they hit it off REAL well initially. I say go for it you two, and take pictures for us.
Blackrose - You dissapoint me :(
Laguna - Save the "fixing" of this fine woman's issues to the pros, and back off my woman!
P.S. Laguna is like....16....
*cough* did I say that out loud?
/evil
I believe she knows i'm 16....
She digs the young and uncorrupted. She wants to dirty his world with long nights filled with scented oils and boobies.
I knew he was 16. lol I just found him incredibly sexy. lol... Ooooh. I have choices now. *ponders* muahahahaha
Choices?? Get over here!
Oh my... So forceful. lol
Man handle her cybog.
O_O my my... such horny people tonight...lol
*walks in* "what the hell is going on?" :mad:
*huggles Laguna* protect me.... they all want a piece of me... i dont know if there is enough to go around O_O
Whips out dick and asks:
"She was just about to take care of this and unless you plan on helping her, get to steppin..."
You can't handle Cybog and Laguna? They can't be THAT demanding, just little boys.
hmmm what to say what to say .... *tells them to leave and go make a zekk cyborg with each other.* no no that was lame *grabs rose and runs away with her and rents a 4-star hotel room* lol, much better
That was a little below the belt cybog.
LOL Cheap? no no no... I'm no cheap lay.
EDIT: much better babe
Bah, I'm considerably older than you junior.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zekk_T_Strife
lol No sense in fighting fair! I HATE sloppy seconds :(Quote:
That was a little below the belt cybog.
Ok, ok, how about this, black can ask a trivia question. The winner gets a free ride in her pantaloons, the loser falls down a pit of dildos ass first. GO!!!
Ready and waiting ;)
How old are you, by the way?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cybog
Bah, stick to the trivia, i'll PM you that sacred of information later :D
lol...alright
The trivia if you will, I shall moderate and prepare the pit of dildos for the unfortunate one.
oh my there's a threesome going on in here!
Bah, she keeps meandering around the forums!
Unless of course, you would like to join me in my "Office" misombra you sexy thing you....
Thar be no threesome yet. Black has yet to choose her mate for the night, and methinks laguna hath run away. I am merely moderating these lustful folk, I don't desire to participate in said sexual liberation.
alright alright... *thinks* How about a riddle? lol
"There are ten bags containing marbles. Each bag has at least 10 marbles in it. Nine of the bags contain only marbles weighing 10 grams each. One of the bags contains only marbles weighing nine grams each. Each bag has a different number of marbles in it. All of the marbles look exactly the same.
How can you isolate the nine gram marble bag if you can only use a scale once?"
well, as long as the moons right let's get it on people. except zekk, you can watch.
Place the bags in a row. Take one marble from the first bag, two from the second bag and so on. Use the scales to weigh all the marbles you have taken from the bags. If the number of grams ends in 9, it is the first bag with 9 gram marbles. The total for the other bags will end in 0 since 10s are being added. The single 9 shows up as the rightmost digit in the sum of all the weights. If the number of grams ends in 8, it is the second bag with the 9 gram marbles because 2 times 9 equals 18 and that will be added to the total producing a number ending in 8. A rightmost 7 means it is the third bag with the 9 gram marbles. In each case the rightmost digit reveals which bag contains the 9 gram marbles.
Or:
Put all 55 marbles that you selected from the bags together on the balance. The number of grams that the total weight of these 55 marbles differs from 550 grams, is equal to the number of marbles of 9 grams that are among those 55 marbles, and that is equal to the number of the bag which contains only marbles of 9 grams.
God I love the internet.
Now, out of the room Laguna!
Wow! You can search!!! *laughs* I'm so proud. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Cybog