I would have slipped it into all three holes, and told her to take her pick of which feels best. But then I'm a disgusting perv.
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I would have slipped it into all three holes, and told her to take her pick of which feels best. But then I'm a disgusting perv.
Something that pisse me off is women , who have kids or are pregnant, and have parties, but discriminate against single Dads, when it comes to the invites.:(
Hockey helmet? You could tape bells or something to it that he might find distracting. I'm only 1/2 joking... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by qwerty123 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Stress levels going up. Final exams in 2 weeks, if I fail a single subject I repeat the year, if I don't I get a degree; I have a project due wednesday and another one due June 15th. And today I'm feeling lazy as hell.. someone please hit me so I start doing something.
oh i'm sorry perry! want to come to my baby shower?Quote:
Originally Posted by Perryville [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
We can't talk badly about the men who knocked us up when they are sitting right there, can we? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Perryville [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Man my boyfriend had ROTTEN breath last night. Smelled like he had been gnawing on raw garlic bulbs before I came over.
IF, I had been invited, I would have PROMISED not to make any of Y'all pregnant during the shower.
well for two of us it wouldn't have been possible anyway. ;).
Joe Biden is apparently in Arizona, delaying my flight home.
are you still in burque?
nope, i'm home now. I posted that from the airport in Phoenix.Quote:
Originally Posted by misombra [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Funny, the man sitting next to me on the plane from Phoenix --> home ended up holding my hand for the last 10 minutes of the flight. He thought I was scared (I wasn't - I was nauseous!), and he felt manly and protective, trying to comfort me by holding my hand. I was so amused, and I didn't have the heart to tell him I was fine. He would have been so embarrassed. :D
Took the girls to the park/softball complex today. They fought so much. I now see how my mom used to get so frustrated with my sister and I when we'd argue. Arrrghghgh!!!
what? what? what???????????????Quote:
Originally Posted by vashti [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
did you get aroused? honestly?
Well not really by HIM (while it was happening, I was actually somewhere between being amused and embarrassed), but in retrospect, the idea of stranger touching me that way was not entirely unpleasant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sonrisa [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]