those aren't love songs omg.
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those aren't love songs omg.
Yeah, baby!
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU"]YouTube - Flight of the Conchords- Business Time[/ame]
ok, so i didn't read the past two pages of post... but anyways, why don't you just whip out your man slong and give it to her in the ass? that way you're both satisfied.
raverboy
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-_6SNg7MDk"]YouTube - Turn your lights down low - Bob Marley & The Wailers[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZRsumhvn4U"]YouTube - Dick in a box - side by side[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EbsioB2ca4&feature=related"]YouTube - ****ing you tonight[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oRsr7FL0cw"]YouTube - Tenacious D - "**** Her Gently"(Live) 11/18/2006[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glhdcJ7K3XM"]YouTube - Isley Brothers - Between The Sheets[/ame]
has this turned into the video gallery thread??
raverboy
Nevermind.
That was a big misunderstanding.
She's not ready for sex for the same reasons I'm not.
I'll explain it later.
One she'll probably like, especially if you sing/play it especially for her:
[ame="http://youtube.com/watch?v=oJNE31Ndme0"]YouTube - john mayer - your body is a wonderland[/ame]
I know how you kind of feel man, I never went past oral with my ex, even though she never pressured me into going further. Kind of happy I didn't cause she ended up cheating on me. I'm still a virgin, I can completely understand how you feel. I know when I'll be ready though, so don't rush yourself. Try talking with her and tell her you don't feel quite ready at the moment that you love her and you want to make her happy in every way that you just need time.
I've got it all planned out how I'm giving my virginity to the girl. My dad gave me the whole sex talk when I first started going out with my first girlfriend. He also gave me a box of condoms. I wrote on the back of the box and dated it "My virginity"...when the time is right I'm going to give it to that special girl. I just thought that would be one of those cute things that, that one special girl would kinda smile about.
I hate to be an asshole, but to break the truth to you girls are far more practical than guys give them credit for. They want one who can fuuck well, endo story.Quote:
Originally Posted by 1averagejoe [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
But back to you Fras, I heard guys who start late end up with more problems. You don't want that to be you
Well I'm still young...lolQuote:
Originally Posted by DoesntMatter [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Plus it's my choice what I do with it. There's plenty of women out there that can respect my decision.
What the hell are you talking about?Quote:
Originally Posted by DoesntMatter [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Just to clarify as well, I'm relieved as hell right now, don't you f*cking dare try to persuade me our choice to abstain from intercourse is a bad one.
I starved the monster the first time so that I wouldn't project that aggression towards Amy.
I have no reason not to feed it this time.
I've read that guys who start having sex after age X have more trouble with sex thingsQuote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
But I completely respect your decision
I honestly can respect you for taking the responsibility to actually think about this decision. It's yours and no one else's. Others may say that it's selfish of you to not do it with her, but I honestly think she should respect your decision. I see it as a gift. You don't demand them at Christmas, and if you do you're selfish. As for overreacting you are a bit about the pregnancy thing. Get the pill or something similar. But in your case you do seem fairly mature for your age, I wouldn't say don't screw her but definitely think about it. You're getting older and you may regret not doing so it in the future.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I'm glad you got things straightened out for now.... looking forward to the explanation!Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
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Originally Posted by 1averagejoe [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Did you miss the part where I said she told me she's not ready? This entire thread is a waste, that entire debacle of a conversation was absolutely void.
Shut up and listen.
Christ.
doh...*hand to forehead*. sorry :P I'm tired...I've been studying pretty much all day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Persuade you? Patronize you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
You realize, I didn't bother to get into the reasons why you may be feeling this negative attitude towards sex.. THAT would be me trying to break down your inner limiting beliefs (for example; pride some men take in resisting sex with women or their own sexual urges in front of their partners because they view it as weakness).. THAT would be me trying to persuade you.. what I did was simply tell you what your GF has been trying to tell you.. and what you already know for yourself.. that from her POV, she's suffering.. sure, some people may laugh at it and think it's funny.. but it's not.. not to her.. and I KNOW, not to you either..
Sex is symbolic.. even though you may or may not enjoy it as much as other things you do.. it just validates the love and affection you both share with eachother.. We live in a fantasy culture of casual sex.. but the reality is that sex is (not being cliche') still something exclusive and special between two people.. it's a powerful bonding tool.. I'm sure you may already be sexually satisfying her (oral sex).. but it's a completely different sensation to have sex with someone you're in love with.. I think THAT's her cry out to you, more than just the physical (only) aspect of sex..
But if you were looking for something to pick at.. here:
- Tomato Plant
Confused? Just think about the tomato plant.. :D
(Get out of my head Charles!)
I'm just messing with you Fras (that's from the X-men, btw.. the OLD cartoon x-men.. good times).. Anyway.. back to never-ending 1040s ugh!
Dude, so long as we're not discussing taxes, you're an influence I'm above.Quote:
Originally Posted by GrkScorp [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Anyway, you should've read more of the thread.
Fras it wasnt a mistake to post your thoughts, you know most people on here only want whats best for you and HIGHLY respect you and your decision.
I think its recommendable youre sticking with your guns.
A side note, my husband had put this cute thing out, that we were not going to have sex for 30 days prior to us getting married. I thought it was so sweet, tough and he collapsed like one week before, but I respected his decision. Just like I respect yours!
From what I gather, the issue is "risk"?Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Have you ever had sex before, or are you holding out until marriage period?
No, I've never had intercourse.Quote:
Originally Posted by GrkScorp [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Amy and I both want to be in a reasonably stable position to handle a mistake, before we have sex.
So yes, the issue is risk.
Do not mistake any of this to suggest either of us are unhappily trudging along, sexless. I'm very happy with where our relationship is, and so is she.
I'm sleeping on somebody else's couch and she's been sleeping on another person's floor, and now she's in the HONO bunkhouse. While she is being paid well, she's still has a lease in Texas, which means when we do get an apartment and 2 other roommates, unless somebody sublets, she'll be paying for 2 rents.
Me? I'm working under the table for somebody, and am trying to get my feet on the ground taking care of all the official shit one must when they move to a different state. I'll be in a program that'll make it difficult to work on the side for 4 weeks, and assuming everything goes well, be in an apprenticeship for 4 years.
Neither of us feel if a baby were to squeeze it's way into our lives, we would financially be capable of handling it.
Christ, we don't even have a home yet (or privacy mind you).
Car sex is overrated.
Short answer, we're waiting until we're fiscally capable of handling that kind of mistake.
On a different note, I've actually TRIED to impregnate my wife in January, but damn that ovulation calendar ... wasn't even there at the right time ...
Wait, yous still ain't livin' together, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by tooxshort [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
When is she moving here, shorty? I think I asked you before, but I forgot what you said.
i kinda messed up on some paperwork, so i don't know when she'll be over here ... i was hoping by March, but with the f*ck up, it looks like later ...
the thing was this: there was a question asking (question 10) "what address do you plan to live in the U.S." ... then next question was "where do you want your green card to be issued, if different from question 10? ... so we left it blank since it wasn't different ... turns out they want me to put my address twice ...
but it didn't end there ... the other question I got wrong was question #20 asking to "List all address you have resided in since age 16." ... it asks for city, province, country, from/to ...
Since she had lived there since 1991, we put Davao, Davao Del Sur, Philippines, 01/1991 ... but they want the dates to be WHEN she was 16.... instead of 01/1991, they wanted 03/1999 ...
I figured it was obvious that if she was living there from 1991 - present, that she was living there since 16 ...
I swear ... they were @ssholes for that ...
In my opinion, I think you both need to, and I quote, "play with it". Sex is fun, damnit, not a chore. And if you start seeing it as an obligation it's not gonna be fun.
and i'm not talking about proper intercourse here. By sex I mean all sexual activities. The fact that you're abstaining from intercourse can give you a brilliant advantage here. You guys are going to have to get creative to keep each other satisfied, engaged and feeling intimate. Do yourselves a favor and listen to a few episodes of Sex Is Fun together.
I gotta say I admire you. I am certainly not ready for kiddies and still had sex. Even though I was on the pill and we used condoms.. I totally understand what you mean. At times I've worried myself thinking about what would happen. And if that kinda stress is not worth it for you, then that's just how it is.
However, I am a bit wary of something here. Initially, it seemed like she was basically saying **** me or i'll leave, right? Yet, you also said she would not go on the pill or get fitted for a diaphragm. If, hypothetically, she was giving you that ultimatum, and yet refused to get on some form of birth control herself, that would not be fair. Using two forms of effective birth control is not a luxury it is a fair requirement to set.
btw, I love flight of the conchords! Me and my bf used to watch it when I was there in the summer. And then it was business time :)
Yeah, that sounds outrageous! What a shame. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by tooxshort [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I hope you wait to get her knocked up until she gets here, though. It is so much fun to be pregnant with a child you planned.
even if she did get pregnant im sure she wouldnt want a baby anyway?
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Originally Posted by tooxshort [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
that sucks! how long did it take to process all that and get back to you?
It takes at least 4 weeks for a response each time ... Whenever I send in one form, I have to wait a month for the next step ...Quote:
Originally Posted by misombra [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Sucks ...
Have You Had Sex With Her Yet?! Come On! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! PEER PRESSURE PEER PRESSURE PEER PRESSURE ! DO IT!
That's American bureaucracy for ya.Quote:
Originally Posted by tooxshort [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Never attribute to malice that which is easily explained by stupidity (Heinlein quote, fyi).Quote:
Originally Posted by tooxshort [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
And never, ever give answers on govt forms that are smarter than the ppl reading them. I know ppl who had lawyers helping them w/green cards & the process was f'd up.
Esp nowadays.
i think it's racism.
I would break up with you too if you didn't fuuck me Fras
Silly DM! He would probably fuuck YOU because you can't get pregnant!
Shit, in that case let me make myself clear that wasn't ever an actual offer