Hookers aren't into kissing and touching.Quote:
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Hookers aren't into kissing and touching.Quote:
Originally Posted by lahnnabell [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I feel a bit bad for BJ, but then people go write things like that^^ and i cant help but laugh :(
This is going to be hard to believe but my worse sex lasted about 11 years, it was an Ex. wife.
I tried everything she was just a dead fish no matter what I tried. I think I got maybe 6 BJ's in that time(it was like she was afraid to touch it). Most times I would turn on the TV just not to be bored. She always had a problem, this hurt that hurt I can't do that.
Finally I had to fly the coop. You have no idea what it's like waiting to be 30 before having meaningful sex.:D WOW
Mine worst one involved the hole on an Asian girl being too small (true story)
My boyfriend had this problem with his most recent ex. She was apparently so small that it hurt him to attempt to have sex. On top of that she had one position that would get her off in about two minutes, after which she would hop off and leave him blue-balled. So, so cruel.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mishanya [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
And here I was on here a week ago, wondering why he might be turned off from sex. Yikes!
HA! Told you he knew!Quote:
Originally Posted by lahnnabell [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Haha, seriously. Funny thing is, I knew this stuff as we were becoming more serious and we started talking about sexual history and the like. Took me some time to put the pieces together and shake out my ridiculous insecurities. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Cbrider [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
***/dance***Quote:
Originally Posted by lahnnabell [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
It definitely puts a damper on thingsQuote:
Originally Posted by lahnnabell [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
No I mean that I have never had sex with anyone I have cared about in the slightest as I have never had a relationship. So the idea of her enjoying it just doesn't do it for me I don't want her to be in pain of anything like that but I prefer it if she is just a body that doesn't speak to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by lahnnabell [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I forgot the time my wife and I were on vacation and we were on the beach on grand Cayman. We had had quite a few Tequila sunrises, so we began to screw on a blanket, after we were done, we fell asleep, and both woke up burnt to a crisp. We had to end the vacation, and come home, we couldn't even hug for 3 or 4 days. :sad2:
the worst sex i've had: every time with my first boyfriend. he was so bony and i would get bruises on my inner thighs from his hip bones. there was always problems with the condom too and we usually went through like 4 until we gave up. no pleasure.
but it can be equally as bad when the guy you're with is premature..once, a guy i was with lasted literally about 5 seconds. huge bummer.
I just had the worst sex this morning, I got such a headache in the middle of it, he asked me do I want to stop, I didn't want to make him feel bad, so i told him I want him to finish, so he kept going but a little gentler.
I swear my head was gonna explode everytime he pound me, but by the end the headache went away..
Why would you continue to have sex if it caused a headache..sometimes you can try to please too much.
MAybe becayse she cares about other people.Quote:
Originally Posted by qwerty123 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
according to you i wouldnt know what thats like :PQuote:
Originally Posted by BoredGeorge [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
This guy and I was preparing to have sex. I took off my clothes, bent over, and prepared for some awesome doggystyle.
He came right away...didn't even put it in yet.
I was highly disappointed...from then on I knew when a guy boasted about how good his sex is it was the complete opposite.
hey, you should be grateful he didn't cum inside :)Quote:
Originally Posted by LadieNisha4u2nv [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Yeah, no one should put themselves through pain or frustration to please their partner. Both people should be enjoying the act of sex. Personally, I know if I caused my partner discomfort, I'd cease and desist.
I agree^^^ I was once with a girl that had pain every time we had sex and she'd come up with a whole range of guilt tripping to reduce the frequency. Having sex with her became some kind of a nightmare. It should never be like this.Quote:
Originally Posted by lahnnabell [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I actually left my boyfriend I had been with for over a year because he was so bad in bed, and it was just getting worse. i tried to nicely teach him what to do with a clitoris, but he seemed to think that I wanted the alphabet drawn out on it. At first I could deal with the fact that the only position that he would agree to was me on top. I would climb on top, pretend to enjoy it, all the while looking at the clock on the headboard, wow, three minutes!!! I thought I could probably stick it out with him because he did have some great qualities that weren't sexual. But then this really gross thing started happening to his cum. I was giving him a blow one day and it came out like frickin vanilla pudding, thick and disgusting, and smelled like beer. He had been partying alot in college and drinking like a fish, his skin even smelled like beer. He went to the doctor who assured him he was clean, said it was dehydration and way too much beer. I refused to blow him anymore, but, the next couple of times I had sex with him as I was climbing off after my 3 minute ride i would plop his load back out on his stomach in a round ball of pudding goo, sick,sick,sick!!! But frickin hilarious!!! :emot77:
Weird thing is i cam and the headache went away when i did lolQuote:
Originally Posted by qwerty123 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I don't know whats with my head, i have headache pretty much every single day, backache headache stomachache....I'm an architecture student and i think its just a little too much work (sit there either drawing on computer or drafting on the table all day everyday)
anyway, headache during sex is the worst
Orgasms cure a multitude of issues. They release endorphines into our bodies which helps ease aches and pains, like head aches and even cramps.Quote:
Originally Posted by Di741111 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Strongly disagree.. sex is a duty for women and a prize for men. If she enjoys it.. good for her, but that is not the point of the exercise and she should carry out her duty whether in pain and discomfort or not.Quote:
Originally Posted by lahnnabell [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
^^^ which is why George will never have a woman he hasn't paid for.
I'm appalled, actually. Are we sure BG hasn't ventured into he realm of she-male prostitutes? I'm fairly certain even a low-class hooker wouldn't tolerate some of this :PQuote:
Originally Posted by BoredGeorge [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
However on the flip side of the coin, BG if I am going to have sex with you despite my mental and physical health, does this mean you'll have an extremely high-paying job, and will hand the finances over to me so I can ensure the bills are paid, food is in the house, AND I can make obscene purchases?
BJ just says what he does for a reaction. He would love nothing more than to be in a loving relationship, and i reckon he would treat her right too.
WOW.Quote:
Originally Posted by BoredGeorge [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
No wonder you haven't had a relationship.
There is no way I'd let myself be in pain while having sex with a guy. If we were doing something that hurt, then I'm not going to continue doing it... :S
And what makes it a duty for women and a prize for men?Quote:
Originally Posted by BoredGeorge [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Lord no. If I were rich I'd just find someone who wouldn't make demands. Plenty of lonely, hungry and bored chicks/college students working in supermarkets and restaurants who'd appreciate a good night out on someone else and consider a dick in the mouth to be just payment.Quote:
Originally Posted by lilly1185 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Good question. I feel that the answer is because with men sex is very difficult to get, you need to impress the woman and make want to have sex with you through various techniques and/or flatteries.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mishanya [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
With women, it is more waiting for a man to come and offer you enough 'presents' so that you will want to sleep with him.
So it is more that a woman is stagnant in the conquest and the man is actively seeking her, jumping over hurdles so that he can have sex with her if you will.
Following that it would therefore appear that the man is conquesting, while the woman is the spoil of the conquest.
Therefore the man wins the conquest and gets the sex, and due to his victory the woman is obligated to perform.
hahaha, i think you are making this sound wayyy more complicated than it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by BoredGeorge [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
it's sex. the end.
Maybe I'm backwards here but nothing gets me off more then knowing my women is totally satisfied. She then feels compelled to do her best for me and it's always worked.:evil:
Honey? Is that you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Moe [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I enjoy a good provoking :3Quote:
Originally Posted by qwerty123 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
But what if I told you that you are wrong and the conquest you refer to is just a figment of your imagination? You are choosing sex as your primary motivator for any interaction between men and women, at the expense of turning a blind eye to what really happens. For instance, did you know that many women are not motivated neither by casual sex with strangers nor presents? They are motivated by character and they don't search for random sexual encounters (like many guys do) but for someone who compliments them and provides them with other necessities (many of which are emotional e.g. feeling protected, belonging, companionship).Quote:
Originally Posted by BoredGeorge [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Try to develop an understanding and habit of seeing things from another person's point of view BoredGeorge. It will take you very far in life.
All of that is long gone. I cared about a few girls once and they rejected me. Now things are different. That part of my life is over. I mostly feel nothing for women nowdays. I just want sex.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mishanya [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
This is the story of how George became a supervillian.Quote:
Originally Posted by BoredGeorge [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
hes not fooling anyone
Techniques? Flatteries? Yikes, sounds complicated.
I always thought it didn't really matter how good you were, how big it is, and so on as long as you had a really great connection.
I wouldn't say I'm a master at all, average size at best, and my last girlfriend was all set after about a minute or so.