Doc Durian did that too, right?
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Doc Durian did that too, right?
yep. He's not been around lately.... i wonder if he's coming back?
Come on, now. Surprise pisses on your partner should not be a common occurrence.
Well me and him are from different continents so I suppose 1 per continent is ok.
I've also been bitten by an american black bear, spotted leopard, several monkeys, I was scratched by a lion and I was once kicked out of a trailer by a camel.
Can he one up that shit?...
he probably fought a kangaroo or two.
^^^actually I have done that as well...not really...he was trying to kick me...I had a shield...I wasn't actually boxing him, just trying not to get the crap kicked outta me....I won though...he got in his house.
How do hell do you do all that weird shit?Quote:
Originally Posted by dewilliams2 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I'm the assistant manager for a privately owned zoo...I started when I was 15 mowing the grass...when you work at a zoo with about 600 animals and only about 30 acres you end up working with just about all of them.
I'd love to get to play with the animals...Quote:
Originally Posted by dewilliams2 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Wow, you really need to get laid.Quote:
Originally Posted by the_robot [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Everybody says that but they are never there when the animals want to tear my face off, throw feces, or the shit shoveling in general.Quote:
Originally Posted by the_robot [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Not all animals like to cuddle...trust me on that one.
Haha this is the first hint you get of that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Oh, I don't want to cuddle them, I like to fight them... let them know who the master is :)Quote:
Originally Posted by dewilliams2 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I managed to dominate a little dog so well, that when I went into my angry stance, it would back into a corner, quiver, and pee on the floor.Quote:
Originally Posted by the_robot [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Chihuahua?...those yippy little dogs piss me off...I have a dalmatian...he is terrified of everything and extremely overweight....but I love the chunky old man.
I like to play to domination with german and basque shepperds and I did it once with a puma... the damn cat was huge.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Thats just worded really wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by the_robot [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Even when I am getting laid, I still like to play with animals. Every time I pass a dog on the street, in fact, I get the urge to tackle it to the ground and force it to hug me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Hahhaa.. damn I read it again and you are right... I hope you got what I meant...Quote:
Originally Posted by dewilliams2 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Then surely you've read Life of Pi? I loved that book.Quote:
Originally Posted by dewilliams2 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Domination involves respect... fearful animals rarely respect you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I've trained three large dogs (guardian breeds) who knew who was boss without having to piss themselves every time they saw me. They were confident and obedient -- just the way a dog ought to be. One had protected me from a feral dog and another tried to protect me from my ex-husband before he shot her.
You ex sounds like scum - no offense meant to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aeradalia [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
And I agree with the respect.. I have never hurt an animal even playing like this, I don't know why all animals I've come across except one always love me...
My ex had his own problems and he reaped what he sowed from life... so I rarely give much thought to him anymore. I miss the dog dearly though... she was a sweetheart.
I've noticed animals pay attention to the energy you exude... particularly if it's a positive and confident air. Funny how I'm confident with animals but not nearly as much around people.
I think I'm the same way on that... I get nervous around people but with animals I'm always confident... I probably have too much of an ape yet in my bloodline. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Aeradalia [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I haven't actually...your the first to tell me about it, I looked it up...I'll give it a read.Quote:
Originally Posted by vashti [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
[url=http://www.amazon.com/Life-Pi-Yann-Martel/dp/0156027321]Amazon.com: Life of Pi (9780156027328): Yann Martel: Books[/url]Quote:
Originally Posted by dewilliams2 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I never would have imagined in a million years that I would like it.