Ask Paul Cho!

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Originally Posted by SirWagginston [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Dear Cho,

When I read your posts, I want to touch myself. Sometimes, I just can't help it! Are these feelings normal?

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That could possibly be your developing a crush on me. Now while I don't have any interest in homosexual acts, if by reading me you do get aroused, and I don't blame you, I get aroused just looking at myself in a mirror, but if you do get excited reading my posts, while not normal, let me suggest you act upon them in the privacy of your own home instead of taking them out on the general public. I don't find you to be the "prison" type.



Hope it helps.


Paul Cho

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Originally Posted by dewilliams2 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Nobody likes you...go away or quit bein a tool.

Honestly I've never told anybody that on any forum, but you don't seem to get there are 3 pages of people making fun of you...perhaps a blunt object needs a blunt instrument to receive a message.

I do certainly apologize but its true....now piss off or become of use.

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People don't like me, but people keep reading what I have to say. You included. You even imitate me. Lolz.


Don't be jealous, its rather embarrassing. No one is forcing you to stay in this thread, you just want my attention, but I quickly bore of attention whores who I had pegged from the start.


But to each his own. So people like to be humiliated and degraded.



Paul Cho

Heeeey , I have another big question for you.

Do you want me to ban you? You seem to like being humiliated ,maybe it will bring you some kind of sexual satisfaction?

XOXO , tell me if you like that idea bunny.

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Originally Posted by Petit Papillon [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Heeeey , I have another big question for you.

Do you want me to ban you? You seem to like being humiliated ,maybe it will bring you some kind of sexual satisfaction?

XOXO , tell me if you like that idea bunny.

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Why should you ban me?

I have done nothing more than express my opinion to others, which is what a discussion forum, last time I checked is all about. If my opinion differs from others, it brings about debate, some take that as a chance to flame others, I'm not a huge fan of boring, redundant things like that, but others here are, to that I offer my most sincerest apologies for bringing that about.

I'm here to offer my opinion, good or bad, it is my opinion, and while some may think otherwise, I'm very popular when I do post here.

Banning me ultimately is not my decision, do what you feel is right, I assure you I will lose no sleep, the only thing people will lose is an interesting poster.



Paul Cho

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Originally Posted by Paul Cho [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

People don't like me, but people keep reading what I have to say. You included. You even imitate me. Lolz.


Don't be jealous, its rather embarrassing. No one is forcing you to stay in this thread, you just want my attention, but I quickly bore of attention whores who I had pegged from the start.


But to each his own. So people like to be humiliated and degraded.



Paul Cho

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People are reading this because they are enjoying making fun of you...its kinda like watching a car wreck...ya just can't look away.

And I didn't say anything to you earlier but where in the hell did you get that I imitated you? Cause I reversed the idea on you that since the first thing that pops into your head is suckin dick you much be a big ol cock sucker? I don't believe that is imitation. I claimed your personality is simply a psychological shelter to conceal you from what you don't want to admit...that your gay.

Since you initially brought gay up out of the blue I can only deduce that it is on your mind.

I'm telling you man there is nothing wrong with being gay. I'm not here to judge.

Seriously though...I like making jokes back and forth as much as the next guy but...your getting warnings from mods...ya need to slow your roll....nobody is feelin it.

Try giving some constructive advice instead of telling everybody how much you know about women. Because I will be the first to admit while I have been with a few women I still don't understand most of what they do and that is why I am here.

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Originally Posted by Paul Cho [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Why should you ban me?

I have done nothing more than express my opinion to others, which is what a discussion forum, last time I checked is all about. If my opinion differs from others, it brings about debate, some take that as a chance to flame others, I'm not a huge fan of boring, redundant things like that, but others here are, to that I offer my most sincerest apologies for bringing that about.

I'm here to offer my opinion, good or bad, it is my opinion, and while some may think otherwise, I'm very popular when I do post here.

Banning me ultimately is not my decision, do what you feel is right, I assure you I will lose no sleep, the only thing people will lose is an interesting poster.



Paul Cho

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It's such a pity that you can't see me right now. I'm o sweet when I'm chuckling :)

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Originally Posted by Paul Cho [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Why should you ban me?

I have done nothing more than express my opinion to others, which is what a discussion forum, last time I checked is all about. If my opinion differs from others, it brings about debate, some take that as a chance to flame others, I'm not a huge fan of boring, redundant things like that, but others here are, to that I offer my most sincerest apologies for bringing that about.

I'm here to offer my opinion, good or bad, it is my opinion, and while some may think otherwise, I'm very popular when I do post here.

Banning me ultimately is not my decision, do what you feel is right, I assure you I will lose no sleep, the only thing people will lose is an interesting poster.



Paul Cho

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You have 66 posts....you can't say you are popular....I have far more posts and I wouldn't say I'm popular....I'm tellin ya dude...do not bring down the wrath of PP...she is tiny but she is mighty.

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Originally Posted by Petit Papillon [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

It's such a pity that you can't see me right now. I'm o sweet when I'm chuckling :)

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So does that mean I can be Paul again?



Paul Cho

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Originally Posted by Paul Cho [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

So does that mean I can be Paul again?



Paul Cho

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Yes,of course. You will always be Paul The Cho. The squarepants himself.

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Originally Posted by Sonrisa [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

but seriously, why autistic?

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Because it hasn't caught on yet as being derogatory as calling someone retarded would be.

i'd say he is more retarded than autistic.

Dear Cho,

My wife and I want to have kids, but we're worried that they might not be charming and attractive enough. Do you think it would be okay if I borrowed some of your sperm?

yes, Siree!

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Originally Posted by Paul Cho [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Banning me ultimately is not my decision, do what you feel is right, I assure you I will lose no sleep, the only thing people will lose is an interesting poster.

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I have another question for you Paul, this may actually be helpful for you. Do you understand why people dislike you?

I like him. He's hilarious.

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Originally Posted by SirWagginston [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Dear Cho,

My wife and I want to have kids, but we're worried that they might not be charming and attractive enough. Do you think it would be okay if I borrowed some of your sperm?

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If you need a proper male sampling to bring life into this world, Paul is your man. But, I only, ONLY give my milkshake if its allowed for me to perform, sexually, with your wife. See, I figure, if someone is desperate enough to ask a complete stranger, not to mention someone on the internet, for their man goo, then I think your wife might just once wish to what its like to be with a real man. So ask her if she's interested, and let me know.


Tell her I'm Asian, that usually does it.



Paul Cho

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Originally Posted by Paul Cho [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Tell her I'm Asian, that usually does it.



Paul Cho

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Will that prawn sauce really satisfy though?

It'd scarce and full of MSG, isn't it?

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Originally Posted by Mishanya [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Do you understand why people dislike you?

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Do they?


I can go off on a tangent and debate this, but the quick and easy, like I like my women :), is, I'm not here to be liked, I'm here to discuss relationships. If one person dislikes me, I'm sure others actually DO like me. What works for me, may not work for you. What you think is proper I find offensive. Its a yin and a yang, and thats what makes the world we, you and I, live in a special place.

If you think there is more to it than that, then I'm afraid you lost me, I roll in a simpler way.



Paul Cho

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Originally Posted by lastwish [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

I like him. He's hilarious.

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I like him too, the guy is amazing, handsome and without equal in the style department.


Like an Asian George Clooney.



Paul Clooney

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Originally Posted by Doc Durian [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Will that prawn sauce really satisfy though?

It'd scarce and full of MSG, isn't it?

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I satisfy, or I eat it.




Paul Cho

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Originally Posted by Paul Cho [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

I satisfy, or I eat it.




Paul Cho

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Bad gums giving you birthing troubles, then?

Maybe chew on some Aloe, Wakame, or Lemongrass?

(or Bounty Quicker Picker Upper)

lol. this thread is so funny!

I don't think Paul Cho should be disliked? He is damn amusing.

Does your surname indicate right that you are Korean?

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Originally Posted by oneandonly [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

lol. this thread is so funny!

I don't think Paul Cho should be disliked? He is damn amusing.

Does your surname indicate right that you are Korean?

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i personally think he is italian

Dear Cho,

I'm glad you brought up what you did. Before, we were set on artificial insemination, but then when I showed your picture to my wife (to verify the quality of your genetics), she told me that she thinks natural conception would be better for the child. We were also set on having an only child, but now she's changed her mind and says she wants 4 or 5!

Will you be available over the next few years? And will you charge for your services?

Thanks.

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Originally Posted by Mishanya [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

I have a question,

Paul, are you really autistic or do you just type like you are?

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I find this rather insulting, mish i thought more of you than to make such a comparison. You clearly have had no dealings with anyone with autism- otherwise you would realise how insulting that comment is.

Depressing how people use a disability as way of insult giving no thought to those who have to live with the real thing.

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Originally Posted by qwerty123 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

I find this rather insulting, mish i thought more of you than to make such a comparison. You clearly have had no dealings with anyone with autism- otherwise you would realise how insulting that comment is.

Depressing how people use a disability as way of insult giving no thought to those who have to live with the real thing.

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unfortunately i have to agree

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Originally Posted by qwerty123 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

I find this rather insulting, mish i thought more of you than to make such a comparison. You clearly have had no dealings with anyone with autism- otherwise you would realise how insulting that comment is.

Depressing how people use a disability as way of insult giving no thought to those who have to live with the real thing.

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And tell me... What should all the REAL psycho's say? :)

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Originally Posted by Petit Papillon [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

And tell me... What should all the REAL psycho's say? :)

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are you calling Misha a psycho?

No,I compare the situation where Misha called Cho an autistic person with a situation when anyone of us called someone a psycho :)

ughm, i am still losing you

Autism and mental disease = Both are types of sicknesses . Somehow, you get upset when he calls him autistic (when he actually use this as an adjective of a person that Cho represents -
au·tism   [aw-tiz-uhm] Show IPA
–noun
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Psychiatry. a pervasive developmental disorder of children, characterized by impaired communication, excessive rigidity, and emotional detachment.
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a tendency to view life in terms of one's own needs and desires. ) , but nobody protests when everybody calls each other psychos, where there is **** a lot of mentally sick people over there, for example someone from my VERY CLOSE family. Somehow I don't get upset,because I know that nobody intentionally laugh at the member of my family, they just use this word to describe someone's behavior. So leave poor Misha the **** alone, he's one of the ****ing nicest guys in this forum and I would give my two legs and arms that he would never, NEVER EVER laugh at any sick human being.

'Key ? :)

you have psychos in your close family?

Yes , never noticed that i'm related to one? :)

I think she is saying where do you draw the line in terms of mental illnesses or developmental disabilities....what is politically correct to say and what is not...that is what she is getting at I believe...could be wrong.

I'm guilty of using the word retarded in a deragatory manner....is it right?...no. Do have anything against those with disabilities? No?...its just sort of one of those slang words thats in acceptable common usage.

One of my favorite sayings is "what a bunch of homos"...but I have nothing against gay people and my best friend is gay...I suppose its slightly hypocritical or at least paradoxical.

I understand why Qwerty was so personally offended though since her son has autism....I'm sure Mish meant nothing by it....its just one of those things that offended somebody when it wasn't intended.

HELL, I'm offended each time someone says "Nail polish" ... I feel like they are saying "Nail her" ;((((((((((((

but come on, using autism in a derogatory manner? autistic people can be a lot smarter than most.

Seriously Sonrisa... You Keep on writing about it cause you miss the drama :D

You're not even taking anyone's side. You like to set this forum on fire. You ,you... You belong to hell :D

Paul got his thread to over 5 pages. It was a bit funny but now it's just stupid. Good time to close it PP?

Anybody got my nailpolish joke? :)

Ehhh, Who wants me to close it...Asip...Who more? You have time 2-3 min to answer and then I go to sleep and you need to wait for other mod to come and fulfill your dreams. :)

Yea I got the nail polish joke...now I'm gonna think that every time I hear that....and then my mind will wander into bad thoughts....thank you...like I needed help being anymore of a pervert.

Doesn't matter to me...this thread is pretty much pointless...you could probably close it and it wouldn't really detract from the forum...this almost belongs in off topic now more than anything else...its just randomness.