aww hun dont be sad ,atleast you know what you want
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aww hun dont be sad ,atleast you know what you want
haha. i need a girl but i guess i wont having any real soon. having a girlsnotcomingmyway syndrome..
maybe the girlsnotcomingyourway syndrome really turns out to be younotapproachinggirls syndrome lol.It doesnt hurt to try.xxx
She's got a point nameless.Quote:
Originally Posted by sarah-jayne
*nods*i agree with you frasbee
Um, why are you agreeing with someone who was pointing out that you had a point.....?
Oh, man, I actually laughed out loud on that one, ha ha..Quote:
Originally Posted by Cybog
Freddie
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Originally Posted by nomas
I agree with nomas.
Freddie
Yup...I must say, I approve of your agreeing with me agreeing with what you said.Quote:
Originally Posted by sarah-jayne
What I think is the worst, is when your pipe is all clogged up after jerkin' off, and you're not able to take a piss. I usually try to reserve takin' a piss till after I jerk off, I feel so much better that way.
I have a intellectual question? Just how many times in a day can one masterbate and still be able to live?
Depends whether you mean live as in survive or live as in continue to lead a normal life.
just survive, I don't need to be normal
Who is this "one" you speak of? Male or female? And I think in either case, it's not like a person could actually die from gettin' off too many times in a day. As a male, the most I ever jerked off is 5 times in a day. But that was like when I was 13 or 14 years old, jerkin' off was somethin' new, little did I know that jerkin' off that many times would hurt more than it would feel good. Now I only jerk off once or twice a week if that.Quote:
Originally Posted by chelsee
Well there's only one way to find out - do it.Quote:
Originally Posted by chelsee
Its called taking the p.i.s.s. my saying i am agreeing is saying i think im right,or else i wouldnt have said it :surprisedQuote:
Originally Posted by Cybog
Lol. maybe i should try getting the younotapproachinggirls syndrome sometime. anyway, Frasbee.. jerking off 5 times a day?! omg.. i bet that would kinda hurt a lil. haha~
Well, the best way to find out is to do it nonstop until you die.Quote:
Originally Posted by chelsee
Then you know you do it that many times minus one. But you'll still be dead.
yep I'll be dead, but at least I died happy.
Try a ouija board first and contact someone from the other side and see if they can ask around to see if someone's done this already and they can just give you the number...this way you don't have to die. It would be a terrible loss to the planet, Chelsee..and I know we'd all miss you very much.
Freds
Yeah, it did, it felt like somebody slammed a book on my balls by the fifth time. Not to mention I was clean out of jizz.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nameless18
EDIT: Granted...now I never jerk off more than twice a day, and that's very rare.
Frasbee, how long does it take to get your jizz back once your cleaned out of it?
Hmmm...well I haven't gone for an empty tank lately, but on a day that I jerk off twice, I can usually recover most of it by the next day. But I like to wait two to three days so I cum more, it's much more satisfying that way.Quote:
Originally Posted by chelsee
Yeah.. its kinda sad when ur doin it and yet when its time to release, your tank reads 'empty'. lol. She would probably know what you did yesterday. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee
so do you guys go home to masturbate everyday? or just on those special occasions? on those special occasions do you light candles and make it romantic?
I go through spurts...(pun intended) I go weeks without jerking off, but sometimes I go through weeks jerking off or have sex ever day. no LMAO that I have never light candles though I knew a girl that used a candle to masturbate.Quote:
Originally Posted by chelsee
Nah, I jerk off on average now about 2 times a week, give or take a few. Prevents it from getting boring. There's nothing worse than jerkin' off when you're bored, cause aftewards you have abosutely nothing to do, which is very depressing. Given, I no longer jerk off when I'm bored.Quote:
Originally Posted by chelsee