Cum In The Eyes

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06-04-06, 02:01 PM
Junket

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Originally Posted by imatitlover

"I don't know how you fire on your own eyes"

Well I dont do it on purpose,but I would think all guys have a really explosive orgasm where you hit yourself in the face and/or eyes with your cum

Yeah, it's even worse when it "accidently" shoots in your mouth too!
06-04-06, 11:12 PM
blue

cum inthe eyes sucks. it stings after and then my eyes all red yuck
09-04-06, 06:34 AM
kanzaki

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neveryoumind

I don't know how you fire on your own eyes...

I CAN TEACH YOU

1) you jerk yourself till u cun

2) aim at your eye, bend your body to get a clearer shot

3) SHOOT!!!

P/s : if your eye closes automatically due to reaction, keep it open with a toothpick.

but i never let my bf shot at me before, i find it yucky, i make him shoot himself
09-04-06, 12:01 PM
HarryJ

haha this thread made me laugh.

ive never shot into my own eye lol :|

howd u manage that.

i always jerk off with my eyes closed tho... but i still dont get it on my face LOL

oh dear :<
09-04-06, 12:12 PM
XPixiedustX

Quote:

Originally Posted by kanzaki

I CAN TEACH YOU

1) you jerk yourself till u cun
2) aim at your eye, bend your body to get a clearer shot
3) SHOOT!!!

P/s : if your eye closes automatically due to reaction, keep it open with a toothpick.

yeah ok that sounds sadistic
09-04-06, 03:18 PM
kanzaki

it seems that he is sadistic
09-04-06, 04:37 PM
*Bright_Eyes*

My ex got cum up my nose before. He swore it was an accident but I wasn't impressed!
10-04-06, 01:17 AM
XPixiedustX

Yeah for me cum + my face/eyes = gooey mess = no fun
10-04-06, 02:50 AM
King Zarathu

Quote:

Originally Posted by XPixiedustX

Yeah for me cum + my face/eyes = gooey mess = no fun

What about it shooting in your mouth? Does that bother you?
10-04-06, 03:24 AM
XPixiedustX

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Originally Posted by LTsK8eR2gO

What about it shooting in your mouth? Does that bother you?

wouldn't you like to know?;)
10-04-06, 06:36 AM
Gigabitch

The old wives' tale about going blind from masturbating is actually caused by cumming in your own eye.

It takes a few years, but eventually, you'll be completely blind.

Also, your palms will be hairy. Also you will go to hell.
10-04-06, 06:50 AM
Sinsemilla

I would never give my girlfriend a facial or anything like it.
I find it demeaning, she's my little angel.

But I can't see how you can 'accidentaly' cum in your own eye while jacking off...
10-04-06, 06:53 AM
King Zarathu

Quote:

Originally Posted by XPixiedustX

wouldn't you like to know? ;)

Welcome to the Gates of Hell.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gigabitch

The old wives' tale about going blind from masturbating is actually caused by cumming in your own eye.

It takes a few years, but eventually, you'll be completely blind.

Also, your palms will be hairy. Also you will go to hell.

I'm done for. I can't aim, even with that toilet video game.

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Originally Posted by Sinsemilla

she's my little angel.

We'll see how long that one lasts :D
10-04-06, 06:56 AM
Sinsemilla

Quote:

Originally Posted by LTsK8eR2gO

We'll see how long that one lasts :D

Up untill now it has lasted for 3 years, so I wouldn't worry about that too much...
10-04-06, 06:57 AM
King Zarathu

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sinsemilla

Up untill now it has lasted for 3 years, so I wouldn't worry about that too much...

Awesomeness. I was with mine for 3 years, just ended a couple weeks ago. Best of luck to you.

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