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As a wiser woman less suspect to falling for male exaggeration and perhaps one who has actually used a tape measurer in her lifetime, on behalf of every honest male on the forum, tell us Giga:
How big is big?
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Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Big is 7 to 8 inches long and 5 to 6 inches in girth. A size or two smaller than that is a regular dick, and if you get too much bigger, you're straying into circus territory.
Yes, boys, there IS such a thing as too big and it's very unpleasant. Normal girls don't actually want porn cock.
ok.. I can deal with the 7inch length requirement.. but 5-6 inches think?!?!?!? I don't think that's even possible.. I have my handy-dandy ruler.. and in the name of science it only measures up to 2.2 inches in width when erect.. that being the case.. it's hard for me to imagine a human penis 5-6 inches wide.. i'm seriously blown away by your demands.. that's like horse width or something..Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
anyway.. yeah.. I also enjoy eating out.. going down on the other person.. though i'm actually quite disgusted when my partner requests to go down on me.. only because I was brought up to think that it's the most demeaning thing to women.. I guess the femenists finally got to me.. and yeah.. I guess after a couple of (Ahhh omgs..).. I tend to follow the popular consensus on this thread by sticking the penis in the vagina if you know what I mean..
Except on this forum I've never heard of guys who object to getting head because it "demeans the woman". What's permitted then? Ten minutes of nice gentle missionary, while you stroke her hair and whispher "am I hurting you?" in her ear? Make sure you aren't squashing the lady or making that awful "slapping" sound.
Silly GrkScorp. That's circumference, not diameter. :P
And as far as that blowjob-demeans-women thing, I think it's bullshit. I'm quite liberated, wouldn't do anything I found slightly demeaning (for instance, my ex-husband had his own bathroom. Do you think I cleaned that think? Hell, no.), bit I love sucking dick. Not just any dick, but the dick of my boyfriend.
I can't say I've always enjoyed giving head in the past, for various reasons, but with this guy, it's wonderful. Not at all demeaning.
LOL, I was thinking I had missed a whole genre of porn movies. Penis Pile Drivers Galore!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I'm glad to hear this!;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Wow...
Full Penetration orgasm?
Clit orgasm from oral?! I like Oral but...
I need better sex...
I've had... Orgasm...
With my little pink vibrating bunny friend called Jellykins...
I envy your sex lives lol.
Girls enjoying sex is a myth :P
We are all liars so we look hot. Gotta match the porn stars and media. Sex in general doesnt feel bad or good, its all in your head. (well it can feel bad if youre doin it ALOT and get sore from lack of body juices)
Oral sex is crap to me. Not that Id complain while getting it. I just lay there thinking to myself (wow I hope im really clean shaven.. bet I taste bad today.. He is soooo BSing me about enjoying this.. )
not to toot my own horn but im awesome in bed, just if you could read my mind and hear what im actually thinking sex would be a disappointing adventure
I like licking pretty much everything on a girl.
Thats a shame for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by bloodtippedrose [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
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Originally Posted by Only-virgins [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
basically yes it is. Like Im totally missing out.
I love sex and I cant live my entire life without it but I know i could get more out of it
its pretty bad when youre debating if what you just experienced was orgasm or not
or maybe the two guys Ive been with were just both duds?
I don't know, maybe? Would you prefer slow passionate sex or rough porn like sex? Sometimes it just takes the right touch and a level of comfortability for women. I have been with two people and both girls seemed to really enjoy them self....at least it seemed like it.Quote:
Originally Posted by bloodtippedrose [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
the rough stuff. Ill only settle for that slow crap when Im falling asleep and dont wanna move lol. I know the first guy I slept with was a dud because he came really quickly and didnt get back up forEVER but the second guy did whatever I wanted and less then a second he was ready for another round.. and another.. until I was totally sick of it. I suppose if I found a happy medium Id be set.
I'm surprised, most women like the soft stuff...but than again most women hate video games too. I think you may never have had that powerful chemistry with someone that you were with...just a guess...maybe. I have met a girl before that just being in her presence was like being in front of god...and I don't believe in god. I think sex with her would have had 0% chance to be bad...even if she just laid there like a potato. Just trying to see why you find sex so meh.Quote:
Originally Posted by bloodtippedrose [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
a potato.. thats brilliant.
well i never thought of it that way. the first guy sucked and the second guy i didnt fall for right away.. not that he was bad lookin but he was just.. really sensitive and it wasnt attractive to me.
I dont think most women like soft stuff, I just think they want to be lazy ;) though i could be wrong, youve had sex with more woman then Ive had :D