Here's one:
"Hey, who's putting together a puzzle? 'Cause I just found a hot piece!"
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Here's one:
"Hey, who's putting together a puzzle? 'Cause I just found a hot piece!"
Do you believe in love at first sight ... or do I have to keep walking around you?
"Hello. I have not had sex in a very long time and I am horny. Please let me touch you."
Ever had any success with that one, Gribbs?
Say that with an indian accent and you'll have your way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gribble [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
forget pick up lines.. what about pick up gestures. if you're a guy who can do that.... my oh my, will you ever have your way.
The mind reels. I'm thinking porn charades.
go gribble!
how You Doing??
With a girl at a club, I just stretched out my arms, put them on her shoulders and kissed her on the lips. Just like that. No pick up lines.Quote:
Originally Posted by alidile [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
If only everything was that simple.
'how do you like the eggs in the morning?'
i dont get that. its a song for a drink advert
"How you doing?"
(Joey Tribbiani moves)
If you didn't get it..
Another one
-"what's your diameter?"
-umm, sorry
only joey tribiani can pull of the joey tribiani move. all other guys look pathetic
My boss says that to me sometimes and then we both crack up.Quote:
Originally Posted by LostNotFound [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
The eggs thing is about an implied promise to make someone breakfast because they'll be spending the night.
And then after they ask you how you like your eggs, you say, "Unfertilized!" Classic... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]