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omg - that is freakin hilarious !!!
I dont know any pick up lines... I have never asked a girl out or anything... Its weird... I have never been single to be able to have to use them or anything... I used to have the girls come up to me and would come onto me.
Idk what happened... I guess its my kids... hrmm...
haha, nope!Quote:
Originally Posted by jane
This guy once sat down next to me at the bar, and said
"Hey.......so whats your deal?"
I just looked at him, laughed and said
"I don't know....whats YOURS?"
and walked away.
Idiot.
lol. I can't even all the lame ones i heard at the bar. I just did a wonderful job scaring the old men...
yes i was getting hit on my old biker men!
My girls named me Tom in a drunken stuper, So when they asked my name... hee hee i said Tom. makes them walk away.
Car Salesman! They know Im a single mom...
"Ive seen you in here before" (no the hell you havnt asswipe)
but later asks me what im doing that night...
Uhm Im sorry but I did NOT give you ANY freakn indication I was interested. Same thing happend the day before at my office. Oh hes new to the area and wants to know of places to hang out-hes 45 so Im thinking of the older crowds here...by the time I go to check him out he says this" Hey Amy heres my number call me sometime and we can go out for a drink." Now hes a Dr. and 45...but ME call him????WTF????
oops forgot to add this Dr. was just another example of me NOT being interested and gave no signals-TRUST ME ON THIS ONE-NONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think some men just have balls and others dont.
I have balls, but they are smart balls. :lol:
OMG!!! youre so funny Innova...
will that be your next pick up line????
lol, I'm not a fan of pick-up lines AT ALL! I've never used them...
Actually used on my girl friend last Saturday while we were at a club...
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants."
Does that WORK on anyone?
what lines have you used?
Hi, what's your name?
what lines have you heard?
All kinds. I used to have a section on my website dedicated just to those. (They were so bad, they were good.) And I do not go to bars or anything. That's just off the street.
what lines have worked?
The only thing that worked was when a guy synched into what I was thinking, and said it out loud. I could not help but break into a smile!
what lines have failed?
- anything related to appearance
- any kind of compliment
- anything that's *obviously* a pickup line
- SMIIIILE! (Commit suicide. Make my day.)
ice i read some of those too on that website. Some are quiet funny.
halla, it was 2 yrs ago! (at least. Maybe more)
there are a few out there with what was attempted and if it failed or not. my sis sent it to me for a giggle awhile ago.