Things that turn chicks on/off.

See? My philosophical teachings are reaching a wide audience today and I like to modestly think I'm making an impact...

Yes... you just forgot to say "Don't do this" before every teaching.

Here's a list of Don't Do This:

-share your feelings

-look eager or interested

-be under 5'7, weigh less than 180 lbs and drive an average car

... Zzzzzzzzz

I know; guys with those traits and lack of material goods are boring. Hence, they are like me; die alone!

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Originally Posted by basilandthyme [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

I guess genetics and opportunity has a lot to do with it.

My 13yo DD has a math/tech brain which she got from her dad (she wants to be a Quantam Physicist when she grows up). She's got artistic ability from me. And her lack of sporting ability comes from me. She's a guitarist because she's been given the opportunity to learn. And she's a bleeding heart lefty partly because of natural compassion and partly because of our influence.

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Your daughter sounds cool :-D!

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Originally Posted by searock [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Your daughter sounds cool :-D!

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She gave me the best relationship quote ever "relationships are like farts. If you have to push too hard, then it's probably sh!t" Now, if only we could relay this to most of our posters ;-)

Hahah! So true XD!

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Originally Posted by Love'sReject [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Here's a list of Don't Do This:

-share your feelings

-look eager or interested

-be under 5'7, weigh less than 180 lbs and drive an average car

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Come on bro, you're ****ing losing it here. I'm way under 180lbs and my ride is gay as ****, but I still punch way above my weight. It's all in the mentality bro. You do have a point about sharing your feelings tho, leave that to the fags, ya hearin me.

I'm taller than 5'7, so maybe the ladies dont like short arses.

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Originally Posted by PurleaseeeeeGF [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Come on bro, you're ****ing losing it here. I'm way under 180lbs and my ride is gay as ****, but I still punch way above my weight. It's all in the mentality bro. You do have a point about sharing your feelings tho, leave that to the fags, ya hearin me.

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I have mountains of empirical evidence to support this. Bro, you're probably like 300 lbs. and your ride is a rascal or whatever those fatty devices are called.

I dont know what empirical means bro, nvm.

Fo'sho, dawg; it be meaning like the shit you see first hand. That kinda evidence, bro.

Ah, well thats your problem bro. You get all your womens experience from your mom.

Yeah, low blow bro. Noted.