damn . have I missed the start of the meeting again?
opps.. wrong forum...
:goofy:
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damn . have I missed the start of the meeting again?
opps.. wrong forum...
:goofy:
well see down the hall from AA is the Blowjob class that you missed last week or the week before. That was interesting. Havent had that meeting in awhile!!!
oh!! jane!! do you know my trick or have your read it? :awe: :awe:
oh yes... thats me .. TEACHER MS. JANE!
Great class.. I think its time for another dont you Squirrley and Halla? Let me know the topic.
:bored: :bored:
*is still waiting for answer to his question*
it cant be on fisting obviously, we dont know about it, thank god too. HMMM, ponder this one? already discussed having sex while on the rag, dick tricks, um, Alex described how to eat a gal out pretty detailed, think we all came from that one. What else Ms Jane?
TOYS? positions we've tried or havent?
sorry!! I had no idea you were waiting...
Yes.. I have read your trick... very intriging... :detective
oh wait we discussed that one too! Oh hell, what now?
Need something new and original.
:detective indeed it is :D
just wondering, as for the teaching lesson
*takes a seat in a desk*
whats the lesson for today Ms. Jane?
hhhmmm..... we need to start a new thread....
how about .... the ... "EATING PUSSY" /... expert course however... ready students?
Check out the new thread!
LMFAO-front row front row front row
then lets go ! ;)
Holy hell !! This shit is funny ! How the hell have I missed this ?!
I am about 6 inches
I call him "pèpè" - I know its stupid, me and Robin were playing around once and there is this movie called "Simplicity" and the retarded guy says "Steve, she touched my pèpè" and I just busted out laughing. Then she started to call it that - and its just stuck with it ever since.
Distance ? I have no clue. I've always gizzed inside someone. And when I masterbate I kinda close my eyes during the orgasm thingie - so idk...
I can do alot of cool tricks - but by far the coolest is putting a peanut on the tip and flipping it up into my mouth. Much like someone would flip it with their thumb into their mouth.. I do it with my dick. Its really cool.
wow man this thread is like a half year old! The good ole days...
i miss nec. *pouts* who ever do i flirt with?
he's a very busy boy.
Very old thread squirrley-girl.
I have like half hour..... I can talk for that long..... no longer
OMFG!!! I am so happy to see you NEC!!! I was thinking of you when this thread cropped back up! I miss ya man!
yeah yeah I know..... sooo sleepy...... too much work and shit....gah......no funny left.......
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT? what what I KNOW you did NOT say you dont have your charm anymore? Come on buddy! YOU DO ITS WITHIN YOU!
*pounces on Nec and smothers in Kisses*
Sugah, I'll say it again. You are missed. your mistress is lonely.
aww see you are missed Nec! I miss your awesome comebacks and the great laughs we had! It hasnt been the same in the sex department without ya! Where are your wipers???
lmao! the wipers. *sigh* and Nec hasn't seen my newer pic. Sugah, I went normal. *pouts*
oh yea...thats right! And more pics in the gallery too Nec! Youd have fun in there!
awww he's gone again.
Geezuz Nec! Come Back!!! We Miss You!!!!
sry people.... I had an order to do..... sooo much work....graphic and designer in training..... and school starting again..... too much damn work......sleepy......
would you please do me one favor NEC? Come to the boards when you can? I miss you laughter and humor, and your charm... :sad2:
see, i'm not the only one sugah.
Squirrley, I've been trying to tell him. I think he just doesn't believe me, that or he doesn't find me attractive anymore.
Hell I think you just overwhelm him with your adoring self! Hes so busy with his wipers on, he forgets were here!!!
*gasp* Nec, who's pic are you cheating on me with?
i always think white have huge cocks
I always think black's have huge cocks - but maybe its just the wrong kinda porn i'm watching... idkQuote:
Originally Posted by derek
Nec!! Woot! Wow, its been ages since I've heard from him... and he pops up in an old thread to boot ..lol..
hmmm... size can have some importance. I think its all in the "motion of the ocean" that can give u the time of your life ;)
Thats what they all say - or at least that's what they all tell me......Quote:
Originally Posted by Fawn
Damn..an open opportunity to say something funny/mean. I just wanted to let you know I could have said something here, but will restrain..I don't know if I can joke around with you like that..Quote:
Originally Posted by BillyGalbreath
Freddie
I dont care what you say - words mean nothing. Which is why I said what I said in the first place.
It's true, most girls I know will say that it only takes a couple inches to get the job done. ;)
Yeah, I can see you not caring about what anyone says, but I still don't know if you'll take it in good humor or just ignore it as a mean comment. I'd rather not joke around with someone who would prefer not to be joked with..I don't want to get on people's bad sides if I can help it.
Freddie
Well, even if it does offend me - just wait about an hour or up to a day. I have mood swings rapidly. I'm bipolar... So even if you killed my own parents - just give it time and you'll be in my good list again.
Most of my anger for someone is over within an hour - unless you do something EXTREMELY bad to me, much like my ex did. I'm still pissed at her.
I guess it depends on the girl. I found it more in the guys experience that made it great. Not necessarily the length or width.