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well, if you look at the shape of the mouth as you're getting to give a blow job, it looks like you're blowing...
i don't think so. i think it looks like you're sucking. lol.
wow... this thread was sOoOo dumb... i'm thinking of starting a new one called...
"Do you give your head when giving head???"
seriously... why on earth would you ever blow???
please kill this thread cybog pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!
blowjob = fellatio
fellatio = blow job
LET THIS THREAD LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha, I kid, I kid!
BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE - DO NOT BLOW WHEN GIVING A BLOW JOB!
PEOPLE!!! this person is long gone.
Die ugly thread...die...lol.
Oops...now its alive again.
If you can't kill it, maybe we should hijack it instead. How about we make this thread "Jobs That Blow".
1. Cleaning Portable Toilets (like Andy Gumps)
2. Maggot Farmer
3. Slaughterhouse Butcher
eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwww blagh blagh blagh
4. Wiping the rear-ends of paralyzed people (kinda sad, too)
5. Dog poop picker-upper
hey i kinda do number four.
hahaha I actually considered editing number four to read "phone sex operator"...
i would say telemarketing in general. talk about a damn nightmare job.
Yeah, that would be a crappy job, and you couldn't even be cranky about it...
(What was your job, by the way?)
i work in a group home (which next week i'll be the supervisor for this group home) with four people who have varying degrees of ability.
okay, they're retarded. there i said it. pretty lucrative huh?
i'm misombra and i have a job that blows.
Hahaha! Well, don't feel bad. I am actually going to school to make me elgible to work in hospice where I will probably be having to do the same thing. So there! We are both losers!
(Actually, I think people who do your sort of work are saints, and I'm not even Catholic.)
hospice is a great opportunity to help families through losing somebody. my grandmother was in hospice for two weeks and my entire family practically lived there the entire time and the nurses were so nice to us and they talked to us and never did they make us feel like we were bothering them. i'll never forget those hospice people. plus you make lots of money. you in nursing school?
anyway my job is super easy. i think anybody could do it honestly. people just think they can't.
we had to do in home hospice at one point with one of our clients and that was rough because we knew him and were around him all the time. but you'll probably be doing gross things like i do.
you're shh and you're going to college to get a JOB THAT BLOWS!!!
I am still doing prerequisites for a RN program, but I should be getting in (hopefully) next fall.
I don't think your job is as easy as you say. You would have to be very patient and kind to do that kind of work, and would have to have a very large heart. But thank god for whoever it was that made rubber gloves!
lol no kidding!
i'm trying to get into law school for next fall. i have 3 classes to take now this fall and then i'll have my b.a. in sociology/economics. so i'm practicing to take the lsat and i'll apply in the spring. so cross your fingers!!!
Woohoo! You will make a GREAT lawyer! What sort of law do you want to practice, or do you even know yet?
i want to prosecute white collar criminals. i hate them and would the love for the world to be rid of them.
i would've given my left lung to be the prosecutor in this case...[url]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4311642/[/url]
A prosecuter! Your mom must be proud! Pretty rewarding job, but there is better money in defense. Are you sure you wouldn't want to defend those white-collar bastards?
I just love it when those white-collar criminals are graduates from religious universities. Ahh, the irony!
no they stink and i hate 'em. i would only defend on a local level. maybe a public defender for the state. i would defend somebody if i believed their story.
i know! ****in' greedy people. there's nothing worse.
they want money, the world, and god all to themselves. hang them!!! send them to the guillatine!!! that's what i would say in court.
I guess we can add to our list of jobs that blow the Enron defense lawyers.
I guess I had better go do something productive now....
ditto. hasta la vista!
Ha ha..it's ironic that some of these very lawyers are guilty of the very same thing...are you gonna prosecute your own kind too, sombra. Who's gonna prosecute YOU??Quote:
Originally Posted by misombra
Ah, the beauty of the imperfect human race...
hey not all lawyers are money mongering scumbags.
I like lawyers. They are smart! And no, they are not ALL unethical.
lawyers are your friends. not the cops, not the judges, not ceo's of major companies, only lawyers are on your side..
You're wrong 'Sombra.
And I'm gonna prove it.
::looks up lawyer::
fine go ahead!
::goes off to chase an ambulance::
Ooh, let's talk about cops. I think the poor saps get a bumb wrap (how the hell is that phrase written??). In any case, I think we bag on those poor guys too much whereas I, for one, appreciate the fact that they're in the line of fire and in danger way more than firefighters..who get nothing but praise. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying firefighters are not worthy of praise...but I think we overappreciate them when we compare what we think of cops.
The problem is that we hate it when we get pulled over for a petty traffic violation, but we don't see that when we're robbed or whenever there's a domestic dispute they go and HELP.
I salute you, officer of the law.
Remember when that one guy was a cop or a "cop in training" came to the forums and started yellin/threatening anyone who disagreed with anything he said, and was being all mean and yelly to Arty.
:)
I feel like I've been away so long that there's so much catching up to do...