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I don't think there is any way to link to it..
Then copy and paste your profile to my inbox, and show me what picture you have up.
OK, so messages have limits that cut my profile in 1/3...
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My self-summary
Outgoing, confident guy seeking in-shape, curvy, heavenly blessed beauty for some intense fun and good times.
I'm not replying to nut cases, drama queens, attention seekers, pen pals, pear shaped couch potatoes, or dudes dressed in their sisters panties.
What I’m doing with my life
Studying to be a corrections officer and double-majoring concurrently with philosophy (yes, there are practical uses for a philosophy major, as well as intangible benefits naturally; if you can imagine at least one, I like you already) and thinking about filling the rest of my OKCupid profile entirely someday.
Volunteering, yoga & meditation, bike riding, reading some of the greatest literature in history, laughing at classic Simpsons episodes...
I’m really good at
Speedwalking, writing, editing, ice skating....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay... fill me out!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Eh, don't care much for TV but the few I actually watch are South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Miami Vice and Futurama.
My favorite artists include but aren't limited to: Genesis, The Smiths, Morrissey, U2, Phil Collins, Peter Gabriel, Pixies, Smashing Pumpkins, Alan Parsons Project, Neil Young, Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, Billy Joel, Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band, The Cars and ZZ Top
I read a lot. And I mean a lot. Some of the things I most enjoy reading are philosophy (mostly ancient), classic literature, Greek comedy and tragedy, psychology, plays from around the world (although if I had to pick some of my favorites...Hemingway, Plato, Stephen Hawking, Jane Austen, Dostoyevsky, Kafka, Orwell, Vonnegut, Bukowski, Langston Hughes, Carl Jung, Eugene O'Neill, Joseph Conrad, Tennessee Williams, Albert Camus, Joseph Campbell, Friedrich Nietzsche,Ayn Rand, Henry James, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Sophocles, Aeschylus, Aristophanes, George Eliot), the NY Daily News, search engines for random inquiries and world history.
The six things I could never do without
Nothing. In any given situation, I gotta either adapt or die.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Hockey (Ducks fan)
Philosophy
Corrections
Marx Bros. quotes
The wisdom of Futurama
Woody Allen quotes
History
On a typical Friday night I am
During the season, I'd be at a Ducks game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't always wear matching socks..not only in logo but in differentiations like ankle or long...
http://s1336.photobucket.com/user/gomed027/media/delete_zps979b6829.jpg.html?sort=3&o=0
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Where it says things you can't live without, say "Air. Food. Water. Shelter." Then what yo put. It's a bit funny to go with your too-serious sarcasm. Maybe say something about Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, jokingly.
P.S. Wife says you're cute.
OK, done deal. So then like I said before, it is almost assuredly not a profile problem.
Nope, your profile is good.
On mine (a few years ago) where it said "What are you typically doing on Friday night?" I said "Contemplating navel lint"... Got a few giggly responses over that. Humor sells.
I guess I'm not funny enough...I think I'll go hit my head for a few minutes, maybe that'll help. Or huffing. Or drinking cough syrup. Or just aggregating Adam Sandler quotes and smoke pot at the same time.
Nah, you don't need to be funny all the time, just demonstrate that you have a sense of humor.
IRL is so much easier. A joke can go completely wrong through e-mail. So if I ever got a date, I wouldn't be worried at all.
OK, new strategy (actually, two: the other is to set a parameter for suggested matches, the lowest rated that they allow). How's this: if they have a photo of themselves on vacation to a cool foreign spot, say something lke "Wow, I've read all about _____ but never been. What stood out on your visit?" Good? bad?
It would be better to comment on something specific in the picture, i think...Quote:
Originally Posted by Love'sReject [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Damn. Well, I'm tapped out then...Good thing I didn't send this message just now.
Have you got a shot of you playing hockey?
Nope. In fact, I barely have any photos at all (not narcissistic, nor even have a camera anymore).
What really sucks is I had a stalker in high school..Can't find her on FB to set up a date! Damn, damn, damn.
How recent are those photos?
Within the last year.
I like the glasses on you that you're wearing in the pic taken with the other guy. Are they the one's you wear now or are the big blue ones the one's you normally wear? No offence but i think they're too big for your face. You also need some other photos that show you doing what you like to do.. on your bike for instance. Get your brother or your mother or a friend to take some shots of you.
Just a suggestion but I do think the glasses I mentioned in the pic with the other dude, look much better on your face.
Lol, the big glasses were my friend's. For the sake of the pic, she let me wear 'em for a sec. She said they looked good.
Anyway, I highly doubt my problem is my photos or profile. It's my vanilla plain, too eager and caring messages that are the trouble.
Real life from this afternoon: I texted my sister a question. After about an hour without a response, I checked my phone. Turned out that I'd accidentally bumped it to silent and didn't hear her response which she had sent immediately.Quote:
Originally Posted by Love'sReject [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
You'd call me a stupid mind-game playing bitch. But my sister laughed at me for being a dufus. Which reminds me - I was expecting an email from someone about a week ago which I haven't seen. Better go check and make sure that I haven't missed it. I miss a lot of emails, so it's quite likely.
If people in your world can't make honest mistakes without receiving a stream of your vitriol, you will be lonely for a looooong time.
I realize that some things happen. But 8-10000000 hours is inexcusable for a girl who has no job and goes to school during the early part of the day. It is now obvious that it's over; done with that game-playing bitch. Moving on (or trying to). I never received a response, no explanation why the planned call was ignored or "missed"...the constant "nothing" just proves it was all a game. If a person initiates a conversation and inexplicably stops, in the first place, she evidently had some expectation at first of having time to fulfill a conversation to an end...GAME. PLAYING.
*Doofus*
Obviously Aussie's can't spell. They think Aluminum has an extra "i" in it. :P
What in the hell are you talking about? I don't even see anything re: aluminum.
Was a general comment. Aussies can't spell... they get their spelling from their masters (the British), and don't realize that in the English speaking world they're far outnumbered by us. Hell, we wrote the first standardiZed text on it, predating the OED. It's our language now. I just love ****ing with them. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Love'sReject [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Yes, I'm an unashamed lover of The Queen's English. Just make sure you write Sydney Harbour - not Sydney Harbor. Though Goal instead of Jail makes little sense to me....Quote:
Originally Posted by HeartIsAching [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
But I've never had to spell Doofus before, so I just guessed the spelling.
HIA, that's how we pronounce it
Aluminium. ALU-mini-um
I don't think there actually is a standardized spelling, just yankin' your chain. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by basilandthyme [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I know, you do that wrong, too. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by basilandthyme [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Good. Don't waste time with those that are NOT reciprocating. I told you that dayzzzz ago. NEXT!Quote:
Originally Posted by Love'sReject [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Consider the fact you got a response to be a positive, let go of the rest and be proud you're not stupid enough to keep on trying with someone who isn't trying back.
Stop with the "bitch" crap. It psychologically fuels your misogyny which will show in all your dealings with women in general... that is not conducive to you finding a partner.
Med-ia-sti (as in eye)- num. That's another the murricans get wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by basilandthyme [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Isn't it "gaol"? I've seen it in a few books.Quote:
Originally Posted by basilandthyme [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Hey LR, I usually lurk here but I just wanna say that everyone here who has seen a big share of your posts is probaly proud of you for finally taking your time getting to know girls. But stop putting yourself down ffs, lols. Keep going bro, you'll get there.
Yeah. It got HIA to unBlock me. And for one weekend, with that girl's number, I actually felt like I was on track to being invincible and a big success with everything.
Know what got me to unblock you?
You stopped saying "I can't" and started trying.
OK, someone give me 5 good copy and paste messages. I'm just going to stop trying my own words or thoughts and just spam. Maybe that'll work wonders. So who has 5 good copy and pastes? I'm looking on Google, can't find much..
All right, I just found this one: finding girls with a picture but empty profile, I'll just spam this one: "Come on now…
Come on now...just because you are kind of cute, doesn’t mean you don’t have to fill out a profile. How are you going to attract the attention of guys like me that way? :P"
I mean, I'm just too disgustingly incompetent to use my own thoughts or words. I just SUUUUUUCK, so bad.
Aww goddammit..I just realized the girl I sent the message to hasn't logged in since March 13th...
Who the f@ck would reply to that shite?
Normal girls, I'm sure. I mean, that is so much better than anything I could've come up with.
OK, so I got a response from the girl I thought I ****ed up with (she sent me a message first). She intends to respond to my e-mail but says she'll happily answer my questions after I fill out more of my profile...Not calling it a crazy request; never seen anything like it before. Personally, I thought my profile had enough without getting oversaturated. Maybe not?
I would say: Pick one of the things she likes. Ask her what she thinks about something in relation to it, say something personal about it. Mention that you enjoy she shares that interest. Good luck! :)
Yeah...I guess maybe I get too guilty of asking about something I also like. With what checkmate said, how do I phrase these kinds of questions? I guess the idea is to pick something she really likes and preferably that I don't also like; otherwise, I get too interested.
There's nothing wrong with your profile, but it is a bit thin. I can tell you from personal experience that you do get better responses when your profile is filled out. Take some of those compatibility tests, too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Love'sReject [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Hell, I had an OkStupid account that was active (never deactivated it) from when I worked at FF Inc., (we were required to have active accounts on the competitions' websites to see what worked and didn't on those sites) that was getting messages regularly until after I got married. I looked in on it and for fun changed my status to "married"... got a few emails after that that said "You're really married?"
So the lesson here - complete your profile. I would suggest that you complete your profile asap and then message that girl back with "as per your request, done."