4 words

meat is good yum

i love contradicting myself

said the dual-personality patient

So You're A Pyscho!

but the doctor didn't (noone said we cant use contractions, so we'll count it as 1 xD)

said the victim as

apples went down the

sink and then a

banana slipped up the

plumbing. This was the

Mistake of a complete

man who is named

A moron because he

eats Converse shoes and

pears for dinner tonight