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i wanna buy this fake-pussy masturbator off the internet with my debit card....the thing is i would do it but i dont want my mom to find the box in the mail or anything..(it might have a sextoy label or soemthing) either way my mom would open it and see whats inside, or ask me what i got or make me open it infront of her..
so how do i get it without my mommy finding out?? (btw im 16)
they probably don't come with labeling all over it. still your mom might wonder why you're getting packages.
exactly my point lol 'what the hell is that??'
uh, her job?
Are we supposed to be giving you tips on how to pull one over on your mom, lilwing? haha
I feel for you, but maybe you should stick with the apple pie.
Also... you're 16. Your debit card HAS to be cosigned by your mom. Therefore, she can see the bank statement anytime she wants.
And dude, once again... YOU'RE 16! No need to get some fake pussy. The rest of us have had to deal with our hands for years and years. Believe me, you can do the same. Its just not that important to have a fake pussy (which in no possible way could feel the same as a real one). Sex is awesome, and its not of a hole you can stick your dick in. My advice, use your hand and wait for the real thing. You'll appreciate it more.
Yep. Like this guy, Debunkt. Has a real sensible way of looking at things.
I agree with Debunkt. There's no reason that you can't just suffer with your hand. Although, the fake pussy could be cool. But the bottom line is that you can't get ordering and having it sent to your house past your mom. I don't know if you can drive or not, bottom line is that if you are really set on ordering this thing, then find someone you know who is older, and just give them the money to go buy this thing at a porn shop, and then you can just hide it in your car, and sneak it in the house when your mom's not around.
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I agree with Tone's agreement.Quote:
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I agree with Asip who agreed with Tone who agreed with Hayward who agreed with Debunkt. ;)
i agree.
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Ew. How would you clean out the "fake pussy" after you're "finished"? :P
haha - like you have no experience with this sort of thing??
HAHAHAHA!!!! yea, what shh said!
You know something.
I'm a woman, and I've been using my hands for years.
When I turned 30, some friends thought, my goodness, a woman of 30 should own her own vibrating dildo. So they bought me one!!!
Well, I've used it a few times. But it isn't nearly as much fun as my hands. And it is rubber.
So, really, don't waste your money, you'd probably end up disappointed with it anyhow. It would just end up becoming an ornament to throw your change and keys in.
I have the same question.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lloyd95
I figure out that maybe you have to use condom?
LoL wouldn't that just suck.
Have to buy condoms for everytime you whack off.
douche bag?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lloyd95
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:horror: Now that's ridiculous, LOL!Quote:
Originally Posted by lilwing89
Here's an alternative, compliments of Scott Weiland from Stone Temple Pilots (which is the weirdest coincidence, I'm listening to them right now). He described in an interview somewhere on how they made fake pussy in prison, and it got stuck in my head for some god awful reason:
Get a rubber glove, coat the inside with lube or vaseline. Put it at one end of a hand towel or dish towel (can't remember which) and roll it tight. Make sure the open end of the glove is hanging out of the end of the towel a bit. Stuff rolled towel into a sock to keep it from unravelling. Enjoy. Throw glove away afterwards.
Turn it over and root it backwards (up the a$$ maybe) ???Quote:
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Hm. I'm not sure I'd be telling too many people I knew shit like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by bluesummer
Oh come on now. Not like I thought it up myself.
Besides, don't want to see what happens to lilwing when his mom opens up his box of fake pussy.
LOL saw that on "Blokes World". Funniest thing ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by bluesummer
i tried that once and it didnt work well..(with the towel and all)
oh and btw i was watching that show on comedy central(its off the air now, it was on in the summer) and marilyn manson was on and he brought this 'blowjob machine' to show everybody...apparently it was made of some icecream machine or something..haha.
Sex toys just distract me during the act and are invisible any other times.
the act of....im guessing sex?
i'm pretty sure you just run it under water and wipe the mess away.
if you order something at night. it usually comes at night. so try ordering when your moms at work or w/e, and hope she doeson't look at her creditcard list
LoL, fake pussy masterbater....lol..