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I had such a good time, that's what I love about it, you can be 10x more experiemental than usual because the TV is OFF, and it's the greatest excuse to get drunk as hell.
I had a whole day trip to a sex store & got handcuffs, dice, dick-lick, a vibrating thing, cards, massage oil (lick off) lol...
What a great time you can have just spending time together, we had such a laugh with the handcuffs... I done them up too tight & hurt him quite bad though... :horror:
IT WAS GREAT! :D
How was yours?!
****ed up beyond all recognition. no sex, and the girl I try to get close with is giving off all these mixed signals that it's driving me completely nuts. Being in love is a *****!
*how's that for a 100th post*
Aww, I can see you are the romantic type. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by jaslovesant
I don't understand why you would ever have sex with the TV on though, and really, drunk sex sucks.
Was quite good thanx. 4 times heh. :D
Yeah.. Drunk sex is rather :bored:
It was great on my side.. better on hers :oriental:
We've only been together 6 months but she's still shocked that she squirts, apparently this is not a "normal" reaction. I've only slept with three girls and they all squirted? Don't all ya'll ladies do as such?
Current female orgasm record in 24 hours: 17 held by current partner
I should start a thread to see which female has orgasmed the most in 24 hours...
:)
Bah humbug... I didn't even get to sleep with MYSELF...
Jas - please tell me this is a new guy you're talkin about - and not the guy with horrible hygiene...???
Yeah man, just title it "Kieran: God's Gift to Women".Quote:
Originally Posted by Kieran
I wish I had thought of that...
I called it Ego corner.. have a read :)
Rusted shut. Sad, but true.
You mean "have a good laugh". :bored:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kieran
No... not really... Ego corner :surprised Did I make a typo?
Wife came to my office to have lunch with me. Greeted me with the most erotic kiss we've had in months. Everybody else was out . . .
She wound up sitting on the workbench, skirt bunched up around her waist. Pantyhose on the floor. Thighs wrapped around my ears. Babbling something about, "When will they be back?" and "Can you hear people when they come in?". Then, in mid sentence, she said "Oh NO!!" and her legs clamped shut. All the parts cabinets on the bench rattled loudly.
About 30 seconds later I was reminded that when a girl bends at the waist and holds her ankles, her bare backside strongly resembles a Valentine heart.
It was all over in about 15 minutes. My co-workers weren't back for another hour. We haven't done it at work since I was a grad student at Purdue, circa 1975. Now we feel like some naughty nineteen year olds!
Valentines? I went to school and work.
You should have eaten a banana. You said you wanted me to be properly nourished, but you have to take care of yourself too!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tone
I dunno about all that banana business... but I could go for a couple of pears right about now..Quote:
Originally Posted by Pears
Yummy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tone
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Hey... according to your name and your title under your name you have TWO of them! Would you... would you wanna share them with me???
Two? Where? :nerd:
Oh... gonna play it like THAT are we..... okay... fine.. okay... fine.
Weeeeeeeh!
Better now Tony?
NO - worse actually... thanks to YOU :stuckup:
EDIT: HEY!! I just saw that... that is NOT fair....... you don't want it with me.. do you want it with me???? No... I don't think you want it with me... but you gonna get it with me now... IT'S ON
At least you're famous now.
I just edited my post.. cause I just saw what EXACTLY you were referring to...
BTW - remember that one thing you always forget...?
You cheater, editing posts...Quote:
Originally Posted by Tone
How could I remember something that I always forget? It is a paradoxical statement. :nerd:
"Pears are the sweet, juicy treasures of late autumn. With their luscious texture and heady fragrance, they seem decadently indulgent in contrast to the tang of citrus. December is the one month of the year when most varieties of pears are available, so now is a good time to taste them all and discover your favorites."
Hmm.. I haven't picked my favorite yet..
Where did you get that from?
I'm not tellin!
BTW - I had to counter your new thingy with my new thingy. What do you think?
Uhhh someone said mentioned my boyfriends hygene problem that I over-exagarated about on here a while back...Yeah, I'm still with him & threatened to leave him but he said I was over reacting & I think I was actually... I was a bit out of order the way I slagged him down on here making him sound worse than what he is. Men sometimes have bad habits, my boyfriend was clean as hell but he would miss out some of the essential 'things, I promise you I over exaggarated quite a lot but yeah it was gross. He's gotten too comfortable & could of lost me and he knows that, we're better than ever now... lol... this is so embarrassing... I feel ashamed because I slagged him so bad and wrote things making him sound even worse, you don't know how annoyed & pissed off i was with him then.. :s
Annyyways...
someone said about orgasm record or something, I had three! playing with handcuffs & stuff makes it so much more exciting!!!
glad you had a good valentines peoples... and those who did'nt, there is noooothing wrong with solo is there?!
If you say so........Quote:
Originally Posted by jaslovesant
Yes... actually there is. :bored:Quote:
Originally Posted by jaslovesant
I'm beeeeeeing serious!
...if only I knew what "slagged" meant....:(
It means bitched x
That’s so cool! I saw the same thing on my EX girl friend. I said something like. Every time you bend over it looks like your saying you love me lol! Then we had the best sex after that ever!Quote:
Originally Posted by daletom