question aboot teh 1337 kitty
Okay well I don't know who in here is an expert on cats or anything, but this isn't really a problem as much as it is just a question. When I first saved my cat--yes, saved it, these two little girls wanted that cat before I got it and they looked like they would have put makeup and ****ed up clothes on it, but I won the race--he used to sleep on my bed every night. Every single night, he would just hop on my bed and snooze. Now, he won't get near it.
I don't understand what his ****ing problem is, either. I know it's not a hygiene thing because I wash my shit regularly and I clean myself every night before I go to sleep. He still plays games with me and everything... Oh, speaking of the games... We play this game where I hide behind a corner and peek my eyes around it, and he gets all concentrated because I'll hide around the corner again, only to peek my eyes back out, etc.. Well, after a little bit he'll jump and attack my head. I did that on my bed this morning just to see what would happen, and he jumped on the bed for about a second.. then, "Oh shit! I'm on this asshole's bed!" and he got up and jumped off like he was missing out on some pussy.. (irony?)
He'll sleep on my mom's bed without a problem though, except she doesn't like it so he just sleeps downstairs now. The rest of the time, he's like an insecure human female trying to do everything in her power to get my attention, because it just so happens that she desperately needs it to survive a minute longer.
Any suggestions?
