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if so, what?
Haha. I'm not a big dirty talker, however I have been asked dirty things during sex in which I have replied to.
Why do you want to know? I can tell you some things, but this is an interesting topic!
Sometimes it can be a huge turn-on to have someone tell me what to do. I don't want to be called any nasty names or be humiliated, because I've never thought I was "bad" for liking sex.
It's a fine line, though. Not everybody can do it.
I havent, but i would love to hear some examples.
1. im gonna **** you softly
2. ima gonna screw you gently
3. ima hump you sweetly
4. ima ball you discreetly
I'm not sure what kind of "dirty things" you have in mind.
Sometimes during foreplay or afterplay I will goad my wife into describing some of our more memorable lovemaking times - giving our virginities - her first orgasm - various beaches where we left her bare ass-print - other outdoor encounters - the chocolate syrup - Amtrak sleeper car - the swings - the fireplace at my parents' house - etc.
Other "dirty talk" needs to be well-integrated with other activities and body language to be effective, and really needs to be spontaneous and sincere rather than rehearsed or used for the pure shock effect.
If I am successful at getting her very turned on, but witholding what she really needs for her primary orgasm, she will demand "Get that f***'n thing inside me!!". This is a turn-on, but even more useful afterwards because it is SO out of character for her. She gets really embarrassed when I remind her that she actually said that!
On a few occasions, after she's totally satisfied and it's time to bring things to a close, she has wrapped her legs around my hips, pulled me in, and given a few Kegel squeezes while whispering in my ear, "I want your baby.".
Come on! Those all sound like emo band names!Quote:
Originally Posted by lilwing89
LMAO actually its lyrics to jack black's '**** her gently'Quote:
Originally Posted by Zarathu
lol now that is a turn onQuote:
On a few occasions, after she's totally satisfied and it's time to bring things to a close, she has wrapped her legs around my hips, pulled me in, and given a few Kegel squeezes while whispering in my ear, "I want your baby.".
yea i dont think tenacious D is the best example for dirty talk. :)
No because i 'm so romantic!!! lol
Dirty things can be romantic with the proper sickening twist. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by CoolBetty
i say dirty things during sex. i can't tell you what they are cause i'd get banned.
Hell yeah! It's amusing.
i do say some things but im more in moaning and sexual reactions :P
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Originally Posted by daletom [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Wow, that would make most men shrink up like they were dropped in ice water. :surprised
No. What would make most men shrink up is, "I want you to make me pregnant so I can stay home every day while you go to work. I'm Christian."Quote:
Originally Posted by vashti [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Z, your future girlfriends are going to need a freaking luggage cart for all that baggage you're carrying around.
I wish Jordyn went to school somewhere else so you wouldn't have that constant reminder. You need to move on. It's poisoning you.
Oh you definitely got the wrong image. I'm not carrying any baggage from Jordyn, I'm just prejudiced against Christians generally.
dude, when are you going to find another girlfriend besides megan and jordyn. they're getting pretty old already.
Haa... I've been done with them for a while, Megan would just be a good ****-buddy that I wouldn't care about. I tried to get one chick, made a thread about her, got rejected so I'm over her ass. And... school just started, so I'm keeping my eyes peeled. :)
What classes are you taking? And why are you still online on a school night? :)
My schedule:
0hr: Pre-AP Physics
1st: Principles of Knowledge
2nd: AP English 3
3rd: AP Statistics
4th: AP US History
5th: AP Computer Science 2
6th: Pre-AP Pre Calculus
oooo statistcs...
That's too many AP classes, and why would you take two math classes in one semester?
More college credit. Nothing I can't handle.
Is there anything else you would like to say, Mother? :baby:
Yes. There is no way you can pass that many AP classes if you are going to continue being a regular on this forum. You should be studying.
Hahaha! Well, I have my ways. With computers, there's a hole in every security system. With teachers, there's a way to do something behind his back--like **** his wife.Quote:
Originally Posted by vashti
Will you help me do my homework Mommy? :D
Hmm... I didn't see fictional writing in your list of classes...Quote:
Originally Posted by Zarathu [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Anyway, cheaters never prosper. Besides you are too smart to be a stupid cheater. Leave that for the dummies.
P.S. - Do your own damn homework.
I was just kidding.
And no, I didn't want to do the whole "creative writing" thing because I hate studying English. I mean, learning new vocabulary words is cool because you can make somebody look like a total moron while they go "huh?"
Besides, I wouldn't be the cheater--his wife would be.
I think you missed my point. [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
No. I hate studying English.Quote:
Originally Posted by vashti
I was just kidding--I don't cheat or plagiarize.Quote:
Originally Posted by vashti
My homework has been done for hours now, thank you Mother.Quote:
Originally Posted by vashti
Which point did I miss? :love:
"Fictional writing" was in response to your "f*cking the teacher's wife" comment, which was obviously fiction. :)
Haha.. if only you knew.
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I know plenty.
Read this, and then go to sleep.
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Tuck me in!!
AP and IB are for weaklings!
I suppose you're one of the kids that always took regular classes. I'm sure that was tough as hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by Off2College
IB is originally from baccaloréat internationale, from the French education system--which is typically much harder. But yeah--weak.
Honestly tho, 60% of my friends are in IB, and I can confidently say to you that the overwhelming majority of IB kids lack "regular" social skills. There has been 1 jock in IB out of like 400 IB kids in the past two years at my school. 98% of IB kids are shy asians who do pretty much nothing much asides from studying. I'm serious. The regular classes i took might not have been as tough as IB, but its still f'n hard to get a 98% average and be the salutatorian of your graduating class of 600