Oral "Sex"...or just cleaning?
Interesting day at the dentist's office. New hygenist, probably 41-43. Anyway, what a piece of work. I wonder if she's bipolar or schizophrenic .
Right away, I'm in the chair and she's asking...married? kids? why not? Turns out she went to a rival high school across town. I made a joke about the school rivalry and she says playfully with a smile, "You're such an idiot"
Uh, what? I've never had a medical worker say that. I wasn't offended since she said it playfully, but generally someone who doesn't know the patient (me) is a bit more tactful with word choice...my first indication that she was a wild child.
And, what can you do...she's got sharp instruments in your mouth.
She kept on prying for info. What do I do for fun, etc. Do I date? Do I have a girlfriend? What do i do for a living? What kind of home do I have? She said, "You're boring. Well, not really because you (i.e., me) are very funny. But, you need a woman...you know, we're good for more than just backrubs." Followed by full-on eye contact with a twinkle in her eye....clear indication of a more lurid purpose.
Then she proceeds to tell me about her parents who were diametrically opposed to her life choices and she's imitating their voices and getting agitated and (of course) taking it out on my gumline with the instruments. Yikes!
Anyway, big smile at end and a "Nice to meet you, Cameron :) I look forward to your next appointment with me." I got the drift. She is the kind that would look you up in the dental records and call out of the blue for a quick lay.
My teeth are still sore. An intersting oral "sex" experience or just a cleaning?
You make the call.
