Would you be pissed if your homedogs kept bringing up bad stories

Well, that girl that I dated during first semester, you know, the one that cheated on me? Well, I told one of my college buddies about the time when she was really drunk and we were ****ing in the dark and she wanted to have anal sex, and she grabbed the icy-hot instead of lotion, and needless to say OWWWWWWWWWW

I should have never told that bastard anything, because he told everyone in our gang, and now everyone knows. And they tell EVERYONE about it. I get pissed off every time, I am about to just start throwing fists. It wouldn't bother me if they told just guys, but every time we meet a girl, that's one of the first god-damn stories they tell her, thus lowering my chances of getting with her. If I ever get a girlfriend, I will not want her around my buddies, because I will be worried that they will tell her that damn story and **** everything up for me.

What would you do? I am about to just start calling them out on the dick-moves.

Maybe you should just tell them at a different time that you don't like when they do that. If they are your friends, they should be sensitive to your feelings.

However, I think that is a funny story, and I wouldn't avoid dating someone who this happened to. You have to learn to laugh at yourself a little.

two can keep a secret of one is dead.

Well, should I be dating the kind of girls that wouldn't judge me by that? Maybe that's a question I should ask myself.

That's why it bothers me; I think it has a negative impact on my reputation.

I think it is a funny story. We've all done similar, silly things. It's good to laugh.

yeah i agree with vashhhh. it's okay lilwang. everybody has a funny story associated with them.

one time i was drinking some wine and my friend gave me some narcotic and i was eating dinner at the table when all of a sudden i passed out and fell out of my chair aaaaaaaaaajajaaa we still laugh about that.

did it ruin my reputation? who the hell cares? i guess the older you get, the less concerned you are about such things. you shouldn't take life so seriously.

ewww...that shit burns. accidently got some down there putting it on my leg before a game. ouch, ouch, ouch. can only imagine a handful.

Well, when it wore off, the anal sex was so good. But yeah, it was a bitch for a half hour. But imagine what that dumb bitch did to herself? Imagine a big dick covered in icy-hot being jammed into your asshole for about a half hour.

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Originally Posted by lilwing [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

But imagine what that dumb bitch did to herself? Imagine a big dick covered in icy-hot being jammed into your asshole for about a half hour.

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I'm sorry I actually laughed out loud...that doesn't happen often.

i woulnd't be suprised if they were intentionally cockblocking you. are you the alpha male of the group?

there is no alpha male. i wonder if they are cockblocking me. some of the guys in my gang are cool though, and they don't do that shit. it's just these 3 guys that really **** with me.

Cockblockers.

ditch them. life is too short to keep around haters who do nothing but try to bring you down. i learnt that the hard way.

You can't expect people to keep a story that funny to themselves.

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Originally Posted by lemonade69 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

ditch them. life is too short to keep around haters who do nothing but try to bring you down. i learnt that the hard way.

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Arrgghh! Yup... Been there.

Lose those haters!

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Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

You can't expect people to keep a story that funny to themselves.

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This is the best post in the thread.

Get over it.

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Originally Posted by lilwing [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

But imagine what that dumb bitch did to herself? Imagine a big dick covered in icy-hot being jammed into your asshole for about a half hour.

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Ahahahahaha I'm sorry that WAS really funny.

And seriously LW if that happened to me and my bf, I'd probably tell that story myself because it's hilarious! And if a girl wouldn't go out with you because she heard that story, she is an uptight b*tch who's not worth your time anyway.

Some of you people need to lighten up! It's a funny story... things like this make a person *interesting*.

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Originally Posted by lilwing [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

there is no alpha male. i wonder if they are cockblocking me. some of the guys in my gang are cool though, and they don't do that shit. it's just these 3 guys that really **** with me.

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You know whats the best way of not letting them cockblock you? Have fun with the story, don't be ashamed of what happened. Say, "yeh you know what I'm glad it happened, who else can honestly say they had this life experience?"

And then move on to an even more embarrasing story of one of your friends

To the girl

"But you know what, this is nothing, if you think this is funny wait until you hear about what happened to Joe over there...." :sinister:

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Originally Posted by Mishanya [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

You know whats the best way of not letting them cockblock you? Have fun with the story, don't be ashamed of what happened. Say, "yeh you know what I'm glad it happened, who else can honestly say they had this life experience?"

And then move on to an even more embarrasing story of one of your friends

To the girl

"But you know what, this is nothing, if you think this is funny wait until you hear about what happened to Joe over there...." :sinister:

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Good suggestion, good post, Mishanya!

lol...if i were in your shoes, i would have told everyone it was the best sex ever, and the stuff really just adds to the incredible sensations.

That's brilliant, joe. That is DEFINITELY the winning response. Confident people do not need to try to drag others down.

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Originally Posted by 1averagejoe [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

lol...if i were in your shoes, i would have told everyone it was the best sex ever, and the stuff really just adds to the incredible sensations.

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Not only that, he was having sex with a chick crazy enough to use icy hot as lube, and then proceeded to let him do her in the ASS. Your buddies are probably just jealous.

1AJ is absolutely right....turning the tables on these jokers is always the best, saves a lot of face. I know when people are telling a story about me that is possibly embarrassing, I'll cut in and tell the rest of the story myself. It shows I know how to laugh at myself.