This has been brought up in a couple of other threads-
what lines have you used?
what lines have you heard?
what lines have worked?
what lines have failed?
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This has been brought up in a couple of other threads-
what lines have you used?
what lines have you heard?
what lines have worked?
what lines have failed?
I've tried.. "Hey! How's John?" with a surprised look..then see how it happens.sadly never worked..
I usually use something like "Hi, my name is ____". Or if I'm feeling really daring I may go with "hey, how's it going?"
:)
lol. the only one i can ever think of is what my buddy said as a joke.
arg. i'm a pirate and i'm looking for some booty.
lol. Here's where MVP could share upon us some wisdom. Last Friday that girl used one on me. We got into a conversation and she said, "Excuse me while I get a glass of water." So I asked her to get me one too and she said, "I'll do that for you on condition. That I get your name and number by the end of the night." That wasn't too bad. Not great, but not too bad. Threw me off cause I'm not used to the female being more of the 'aggressor' at any scene.
Alexi
my fav pick up line that I had to laugh at was when this guy was like...
You know something.. you look alot like my professor in college... do you teach Sex therapy?
I was like.. you know what I do .. and if I rememeber, I failed you right?
lol ;)
lol! Great line, AND great comeback BTW! Bravo to the both!
yeah .. i thought it was funny .. I gave him my number cause I thought it was humorous.. lol
LOL... that's a gr8 comeback...
But, I find that pickup lines don't work too well... not on/with me anyway...
*Walks over and stops*Quote:
Originally Posted by squirrley
*Points finger with smug smile*
**"Looks like you could use a hand?"**
*walks away*
hey hey- I dont need to damn pick up lines-I do fine on my own Innova!!!
Some of us girls were talking secretively-and comparing notes...thats why it was brought up-to get a guys point of view and see if some of you said what weve heard...
hehehe...and thus far NOPE...
Yeah, Squirrleys 'tactics', lines or not, work just fine..... ;)
You like mine lines uh? You fell hook line and sinker!!! :smug:
Yeah I did! And I'm still falling.....
oh baby-Im reeling you in...but I think you caught me first-
you didnt use a line with me...but a pic...
See...I KNEW it was all physical!
Not that I'm complaining.....
lmao! squirrley! all i can do is laugh.
"you didn't use a line....but a pic"
he did- he used a pic of his abs!!! Thats what started us talking...I didnt believe they were his...
take note: pics work well online...
I wasn't implying it toward her....bah now its not funny!
oh damn I thought you were Innova...that is funny...and guess what?
IT WORKED.......damn your good.
*scribbles in pad*
Okay pics got that covered. actually got some more of me. my friends were screwing with my cell. i had no clue until i got my cell back. Manny scooped me in his arms and Dj snapped a pic of my ass.
What's a tramp like you doing in a classy place like this?
MVp.. where have you been babe?
lol
*taps foot* do I smell a bit of sarcasm ;) :goofy:Quote:
Originally Posted by squirrley
hey innova...
if I told you that you had a great body would you hold it against me? :smug:
do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by you again? *rolls eyes*
So, basically, it worked. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by jane
ha those were some good ones!!! Does anyone have a quarter so I can call my mom and tell her I found heaven?
Which goes to prove the old adage that while the way you look certainly isn't everything, it sure matters when you're trying to GET a girl. First you have to get them interested, THEN they get to you know and find out how awesome/sucky you are.Quote:
Originally Posted by squirrley
'Chuck' Brown
oh oh i got one!!! i remember someone telling me this.
*lick finger and wipe on shirt of person*
oh man. i gotta take you home and get you outta those wet clothes.
omg - that is freakin hilarious !!!
I dont know any pick up lines... I have never asked a girl out or anything... Its weird... I have never been single to be able to have to use them or anything... I used to have the girls come up to me and would come onto me.
Idk what happened... I guess its my kids... hrmm...
haha, nope!Quote:
Originally Posted by jane
This guy once sat down next to me at the bar, and said
"Hey.......so whats your deal?"
I just looked at him, laughed and said
"I don't know....whats YOURS?"
and walked away.
Idiot.
lol. I can't even all the lame ones i heard at the bar. I just did a wonderful job scaring the old men...
yes i was getting hit on my old biker men!
My girls named me Tom in a drunken stuper, So when they asked my name... hee hee i said Tom. makes them walk away.
Car Salesman! They know Im a single mom...
"Ive seen you in here before" (no the hell you havnt asswipe)
but later asks me what im doing that night...
Uhm Im sorry but I did NOT give you ANY freakn indication I was interested. Same thing happend the day before at my office. Oh hes new to the area and wants to know of places to hang out-hes 45 so Im thinking of the older crowds here...by the time I go to check him out he says this" Hey Amy heres my number call me sometime and we can go out for a drink." Now hes a Dr. and 45...but ME call him????WTF????
oops forgot to add this Dr. was just another example of me NOT being interested and gave no signals-TRUST ME ON THIS ONE-NONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think some men just have balls and others dont.
I have balls, but they are smart balls. :lol:
OMG!!! youre so funny Innova...
will that be your next pick up line????
lol, I'm not a fan of pick-up lines AT ALL! I've never used them...
Actually used on my girl friend last Saturday while we were at a club...
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants."
Does that WORK on anyone?