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I want to say things like:
"I can see your heart has been giving you some trouble lately, but you are in luck. I will prescribe a hard dosage of love to you, take it orally or inject it twice a day and your problem will go away".
I can see a few people in need of that.
Do you think I will have many patients?
I've got the medicine you need down here...a little lower, there you go. Open up, now swallow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mishanya [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
So if you please get on your knees
There are no bills, there are no fees
Baby, I know what your problem is
The first step of the cure is a kiss
So call me (Dr. Love)
They call me Dr. Love (calling Dr. Love)
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Uh oh... I think I just walked in on a masculine group fantasy...
Uhm.. I'll quietly sneak back out the door.. ya'll look busy...:horror:
lol you're silly!
I honestly think there should be a relationship class, there are so many people that don't know shit about relationships and they only get bad advice from other people with failed relationships who think they know what they're talking about.
I took a class called "Sex & Relationships" ... very insightful ...Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
... or "how to make love correctly and cook so that your girlfriend actually doesn't want to leave you or fuk other guys."
We had make up sex today.
It was cool.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Only thing better than makeup sex is 'haven't seen you in forever sex.'
Oh... I just can't wait till he gets back. Need to keep the phone handy... just in case I need to call 911.. ;)
That sounds ****ing gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Are we confusing roles here?Quote:
Originally Posted by misombra [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
That clearly didn't stop you from registering here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Only-virgins [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Oh, you HAD to go and mention "back door" to these guys. Now we're trapped for sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aeradalia [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Right. The guy that gets laid by his hot girlfriend all the time sounds gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Only-virgins [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I know of a nice back door I wouldn't mind sneaking in and out of :)
gross Misha
oh come on leave dm alone!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mishanya [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
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Originally Posted by Aeradalia [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Back out the door... not the back door...
Ya'll came up with the dirtiness all on your own.. ;)
I took a class in high school called "Relationships"Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
It was pretty cool and the teacher was awesome
I can back in and out of the front door as well :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Aeradalia [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
i took a class like that in college. my teacher was a child molester.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zilla80 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
How did that make you feel?Quote:
Originally Posted by misombra [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
well he didn't molest me he molested a friend of mine. a classmate.
it made me feel like he was a child molester.
Yikes :horror:
No, I said. The guy who takes a class like that is gay. If you are ****ing a hot girlfriend you probably don't need this class now do you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I really don't think it'd be gay at all.
I don't see much that is smushy about relationship dynamics.
Take for instance the fact that me and my girlfriend specifically chose to live with roommates because we felt having extra people around would make for a more balanced relationship between ourselves. This is something a lot of people do not even consider.
Of course there is the typical male and female differences, but it could be analyzed in a much less satirical manner than you'll find on morning radio shows.
It's good to hear that they already have them, but I'm curious as to what they incorporate in their lessons.
Relationship dynamics. Hey why not strap a relationship to a MRI, EKG, and even the air dynamics chamber while we are at it to see what makes relationships tick. You make relationships sound so damn technical. You over analyze things, I wouldn't last a day in a class like this with out hurting someone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I don't see why you're acting so offended at the idea. I'm a little dumbfounded that you're even arguing with me when this website is virtually a direct result at the fact that there are millions of people that simply "don't get it".Quote:
Originally Posted by Only-virgins [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
[url]http://www.loveforum.net/off-topic-discussion/9227-screw-everything-im-throwing-towel.html[/url]
[url]http://www.loveforum.net/intimate-forum/6391-i-dont-get-why.html[/url]
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How am I offended? All I did was say my opinion and respond, then when I am responded too I respond back and all of a sudden we are arguing? People are idiots, these people don't just "not get it", they simply need to care less.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I'm sick Mish. But with a cold, I ache from head to toe, even my balls hurt and it isn't from blue balls
I recognize these symptoms DM. It sounds serious. I prescribe for you a weekly dosage of getting laid. Take this to the nearest pharmacy and follow the instructions to the letter.Quote:
Originally Posted by DoesntMatter [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Can you massage my balls?>
I will not allow Misha to massage anyone's balls!
This is between Mish and my balls only
not anymore! We are sharing a bed, and he better stay away from balls!
Take my prescription to a place 2 doors down from the pharmacy (the one with pink walls by the unmarked entrance). They will sort you out :)Quote:
Originally Posted by DoesntMatter [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I could do thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Mishanya [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
But I could also severe your head and then proceed to make merry to your neck-stump instead
over my dead body:horror:Quote:
Originally Posted by DoesntMatter [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]