I'm going to duct tape his mouth shut until he learns to stop crying like a little bitch.
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I'm going to duct tape his mouth shut until he learns to stop crying like a little bitch.
You are so cold.
When I was a kid, my neighbor complained about the noise I made from playing basketball all day after school.
What a party pooper.
Sounds like a parent problem, not a kid problem.
Totally! Don't blame it on the kiddo :(
Go over with a bottle of wine and explain that you have a lot of work to do at home and see if there wasn't any way that the noise level could be reduced.
Or I guess you could learn to deal with it.
Well, it depends on the situation.
Yes children cry and its just part of raising one, but some people just let their kids cry and cry and cry when there is no reason for the child to be crying.
You can teach your dog not to bark....it stands to reason that humans are significantly smarter than dogs, so you can teach a child not to cry over pointless stuff.
I'm not blaming the child.Quote:
Originally Posted by CocoChanel [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
In fact, my remedy is exactly what I would do if I were the parent.
Clearly she is a bad parent because I'm looking across the street and...nope, no duct tape.
And chances are if I have a boy, he's probably gonna be a cry baby like I used to be.
My mother used to take me into the bathroom under one arm, then use the other to rub cold water in my face.
It never seemed to really work, though.
Damn that's harsh.
Lol what does your gf have to say about your 'cruel and unusual' parenting methods.
Not to stereotype but, are you asian?
Then it doesn't depend on the situation. You are agreeing with us when we say it's the parent who needs to get some control over that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cbrider [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
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Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Your mother is a coldhearted bitch.
slaps across the face works just as good.
raverboy
Seriously get a vasectomy, NOW.
A vasectomy won't stop me from putting duct tape on your face.Quote:
Originally Posted by Heratriumphant [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Ha! You could try, but I pack a knife. Speaking of, I could help ya with that vas if ya ask real nice. :D
OMG Poor Frasbee! No wonder you don't want kids.
Hahaha
I went camping with my husband this summer and we were in a campsite next to the most rotten brat toddler ever for FOUR ****ING DAYS. His parents kept trying to reason with him. "It makes Daddy feel bad when you do that, Mathias." "Don't do that, Matthias, you're hurting mommy's ears" and shit like that.
He was two, for God's sake. They were at his mercy. I wanted to beat them senseless but clearly someone had already done that.
lol.. i have one just next door.. imagine i have to hear the crying every day.. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
let me guess, the mom is enormous and the dad is a total pussy and they have him on a thousand medications...
What a faggot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Heratriumphant [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Had a dream last night that I found an infant the size of my pointer finger and I was carrying it around. Was actually a cute baby, none of those ugly ones. I went into a fast food restaurant and I had to change it's diaper, so I went into the men's room and I when I opened the changing table I found what seemed to be a late term aborted baby.
So bizarre.