Anyone else hate PDA as much as I do?
I don't mind the very mild PDA: hand holding, hugs, short and sweet lip and cheek kisses, arms around shoulders. All of that stuff is nice and I don't mind being seeing it.
But I don't want to listen to you sloppily make out with your boyfriend directly behind me while I'm trying to enjoy my Sunday watching the Pats and getting drunk. I also don't want to see your hand caressing your girlfriend's booty shorts while I'm waiting in line at the grocery store. I even saw some dude feeding his lady cheesecake at the cafe I worked in. Gross.
Any crazy/gross/inappropriate/hilarious PDA stories out there?