I'm New!! Welcome me or i'll kill you

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11-10-04, 09:30 AM
King Zarathu

I'm New!! Welcome me or i'll kill you

hey guys--i'm first gonna start off by telling you a little bit about myself.

ok, first of all, i'm a sick high maintenance little dick. i'm a horny bastard that enjoys masturbating more than sex. i'm 6'6" 250 lbs. i wear glasses and right now i'm wearing a white t-shirt and a pair of blue jeans that i just bought at walmart. i usually cyber with girls online--i think they like me because i'm a boy scout--true turn on indeed.

i spend my free time--well, my time on the computer. my g/f comes over once n a while and she likes things kinky--especially that one time i used the mic--whew! that was definately somethin' cuz i tried to figure out how to take her bra off and i was like "wait brb lemme go get scissors" she said no--i don't know why, so i decided to pull out the matches and i burned the strings apart.

the rug caught on fire and i was screaming "AHHH HELP!" so i decided to take off the rest of her clothes and cover the fire with them--but the fire took over. but now i'm really depressed cuz she signed off without saying bye. which is why i come to you guys.

please help me with my problems ASAP or else i'll go kill myself. i tried calling the suicide hotline, but they weren't very helpful.

-"ur THAT depressed? call ur mom.."
-"my mother died last year" sob sob*
-"serves you right you little BITCH! HAHAHAHAH!"

yeah so w/e peace
11-10-04, 09:43 AM
jane

hhmmm... can you say ... PHYSCO!

lmfao
11-10-04, 09:55 PM
King Zarathu

**psycho ;)
12-10-04, 01:10 AM
blue

you have been in here for a while! didnt u introduce already? werent you welcomed?
ne way watch out for fires!
12-10-04, 04:38 AM
King Zarathu

yes ma'am :)
12-10-04, 04:38 AM
King Zarathu

yes ma'am :)
12-10-04, 06:33 AM
blue

yes ma'am oh boy im not that ols seriously i have a b-day coming and its freaking me out so dont do that pulllease!!!!!
12-10-04, 09:42 AM
Killerbabe

Concerning the title: I think it's my job, actually.
12-10-04, 10:27 AM
nomas

LTsK8eR2gO, the opening post, I like it.. Something new and refreshing.

Juliet, is it your job to kill or to welcome people?

Raverboy, where's your post? I know you have something to say here..where are you? You don't want to be killed, do you?...or wait...maybe..have you already been killed because you didn't respond fast enough??

Freddie
12-10-04, 03:17 PM
Illusional

haha go ahead and kill yourself..that's one less member that i will have to worry about. =)~

raverboy
13-10-04, 02:13 AM
nomas

Hey, that's mean, raverboy. Dude, don't kill yourself..only injure yourself a little. But if you DO decide to kill yourself, may I suggest you just may as well do something like try to survive taking a tumble down Niagara Falls in a barrel, and if you survive, you'll have lots of fame to live for...for another 15 minutes...then you can do something else until you succeed in killing yourself since you were going to do it anyway. When you succeed, you can will me your expensive belongings.

Freddie
(that's two "D"s - I - E.)
13-10-04, 04:54 AM
Zekk_T_Strife

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13-10-04, 05:26 AM
nomas

Zekk...did we miss something?...or what have you been smoking? I thought I told you to quit sniffing that stuff...

Freddie
13-10-04, 06:21 AM
King Zarathu

interesting? if i were to kill myself i would use carbon monoxide, because it makes you fall asleep and you don't wake up.
13-10-04, 06:29 AM
cyberken

Welcome to the Love Forum

Welcome cause I don't wanna die........ :sinister:
13-10-04, 07:32 AM
King Zarathu

poopie

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yummy?
13-10-04, 07:32 AM
Illusional

nomas... can't you tell by his intro that he was being sarcastic??

raverboy
13-10-04, 08:41 AM
King Zarathu

i know seriously. you think i'm really a fat nerd that gets sad because of a cyber-g0ne-wrong thingy because of an imaginary fire? and btw i know how to take off a bra with one hand :D luckily i was taught at an early age. my dad used to tell me to go up to women and be like "nice tits" and start undoing their bra. i was only 6 though lol and him and his buddy would laugh so ****in' hard hah hah hah hah.
13-10-04, 08:51 AM
jane

Quote:

Originally Posted by Illusional

haha go ahead and kill yourself..that's one less member that i will have to worry about. =)~

raverboy

LMFAO.. Raver... you kill me... :goofy:
14-10-04, 02:09 AM
nomas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Illusional

nomas... can't you tell by his intro that he was being sarcastic??

Did you think I was being serious about suggesting ideas on killing himself?

Freddie
14-10-04, 05:44 AM
Illusional

i was referring to the fact that you called me mean. i'm never mean around the forums. raverboy
16-10-04, 10:27 AM
King Zarathu

yeah! he's never mean around that forums you sicko!
16-10-04, 12:20 PM
Frebbiezadyke

if it means anything comming from of course the best person on this forum...i like the title =)
16-10-04, 11:16 PM
blue

nah illusionals not mean but sometimes drunk not mean just to the point.
17-10-04, 10:51 AM
nomas

nah, illusional's not sometimes drunk, but sometimes sober.

Freddie
17-10-04, 10:55 AM
Killerbabe

You're making me crack up you know. This is not good. I'm at a library and everytime I snicker somebody turns around.
18-10-04, 03:53 AM
Illusional

you have to learn how to be quiet killer..like when you're not supposed to moan very loud when you're having sex.

raverboy