Woman trapped in a man's body??? Help!!!!

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26-08-11, 09:20 AM
Mr_Sensitive

Woman trapped in a man's body??? Help!!!!

Here's my dilemma. I like everything girls like from men, only I like it from women. Not just sexually but flirting/love/etc.

For example:

I am shy and nervous to flirt, but as soon as a woman hits on ME I am all over her

I am turned off by submissive women. I only get aroused from dominant ones.

I hate being buff, I constantly wish I was thin and small. I wear my hair long, and have a desire to look "cute."

I like to be held

I like my partner to embrace my emotions and love me at the end of the day, but I like them to be cold and mean in the bedroom.

So okay, here's my question: Are there any girls in the world that are like into that stuff? I mean not just sexually but would want a long-term relationship with a guy like me? Every woman I have run into wants all these things from me. But I want them from her. And we turn each other off.

I can't get it up when I am on top, but when my woman goes cowgirl, I go WILD

The thing is that I know I am NOT GAY because I do not find men attractive. Help????????
26-08-11, 09:26 AM
Wakeup

Did you google? You should join an alternate lifestyle dating site or forum board and learn a thing or two about your personal fetish and then go get yurself "ruined" with someone willing.

I'm glad to see you've stopped blaming women in general for You not finding a compatible partner that fits both your wants and needs.

What you want is not impossible to find.
26-08-11, 09:28 AM
maxmax

EMOs are so confused. I don't get it.
26-08-11, 09:29 AM
Mr_Sensitive

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wakeup [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Did you google? You should join an alternate lifestyle dating site or forum board and learn a thing or two about your personal fetis and then go get yurself "ruined" with someone willing.

I'm glad to see you've stopped blaming women in general for You not finding a compatible partner that fits both your wants and needs.

Lol yeah... the next step is having the million to one odds of finding a girl like that in Cedar Rapids Iowa
26-08-11, 09:33 AM
Wakeup

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Originally Posted by Mr_Sensitive [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Lol yeah... the next step is having the million to one odds of finding a girl like that in Cedar Rapids Iowa

hahahahah... well, that will put a bit of a damper on your search. heehee.. Maybe not though, what else is there possibly to do there but fk like rabbits? lol

To add: Google this and have a gander: "sub/dom sex in Cedar Rapids Iowa"
26-08-11, 09:36 AM
Mr_Sensitive

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wakeup [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

hahahahah... well, that will put a bit of a damper on your search. heehee.. Maybe not though, what else is there possibly to do there but fk like rabbits? lol

To add: Google this and have a gander: "sub/dom sex in Cedar Rapids Iowa"

How many times do I have to tell you? I don't want to visit a dominatrix I just want a GIRLFRIEND who can help me with my sexual desires such as these...
26-08-11, 09:39 AM
Wakeup

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Originally Posted by Mr_Sensitive [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

How many times do I have to tell you? I don't want to visit a dominatrix I just want a GIRLFRIEND who can help me with my sexual desires such as these...

AND HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO START YOUR SEARCH FOR WHAT YOU WANT BY GOOGLING THE MANY THINGS I TOLD YOU TO GOOGLE. I can certainly see why you have such a problem You don't listen and you make excuses often. You don't listen and you're annoying as well. You don't listen and you're a nasty little fk.

Once you learn to not be all those things you may even find success in a hometown girl who is willing to learn from you how she can please you.

The end.
26-08-11, 09:40 AM
Mr_Sensitive

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wakeup [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

AND HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO START YOUR SEARCH FOR WHAT YOU WANT BY GOOGLING THE MANY THINGS I TOLD YOU TO GOOGLE. I can certainly see why you have such a proble. You don't listen and you make excuses often. You don't listen and you're annoying as well.

Once you learn to not be all those things you may find even find success in a hometown girl who is willing to learn from you.

The end.

Ok so I'll just google for a girlfriend GREAT idea...
26-08-11, 09:41 AM
maxmax

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Originally Posted by Wakeup [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

AND HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO START YOUR SEARCH FOR WHAT YOU WANT BY GOOGLING THE MANY THINGS I TOLD YOU TO GOOGLE. I can certainly see why you have such a problem You don't listen and you make excuses often. You don't listen and you're annoying as well. You don't listen and you're a nasty little fk.

Once you learn to not be all those things you may find even find success in a hometown girl who is willing to learn from you.

The end.

I love a happy ending!
26-08-11, 09:42 AM
Wakeup

bwhahahahahhaha...
26-08-11, 09:43 AM
Wakeup

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Originally Posted by Mr_Sensitive [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Ok so I'll just google for a girlfriend GREAT idea...

Silly geek. May the force NOT be with you.
26-08-11, 09:45 AM
maxmax

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Originally Posted by Mr_Sensitive [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Ok so I'll just google for a girlfriend GREAT idea...

It's true. You don't listen, but l'm sure you're enjoying the attention.

I thought being 'sensitive' also meant being capable of listening to others?

Perhaps you're not sensitive of others at all. Definitely over-sensitive, which is altogether different, and also needy.
26-08-11, 10:23 AM
HeartIsAching

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Originally Posted by Wakeup [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Silly geek. May the force NOT be with you.

Or he could just join alt.com.

OP: That is a serious suggestion, BTW. I used to work for the parent site of that company and hookups abound. We were required to have active memberships in all the sites for testing purposes... and even if you put up a VAGUELY interesting profile, you got attention. Give it a shot. Beware the spambots though - if it looks too good to be true, it is.
26-08-11, 10:45 AM
sadie_genie

You are possessed by a female spirit. Only exorcism can help you with that.
26-08-11, 10:53 AM
Wakeup

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Originally Posted by HeartIsAching [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

Or he could just join alt.com.

OP: That is a serious suggestion, BTW. I used to work for the parent site of that company and hookups abound. We were required to have active memberships in all the sites for testing purposes... and even if you put up a VAGUELY interesting profile, you got attention. Give it a shot. Beware the spambots though - if it looks too good to be true, it is.

I knew there had to be some site out there. :)
26-08-11, 10:59 AM
HeartIsAching

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Originally Posted by Wakeup [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]

I knew there had to be some site out there. :)

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