It's a bit long so I made bold enough of it that anybody who doesn't have enough patience can skim through it.
So this chick, who I used to like, (but rejected me) calls me cause she's bored. The past couple days she's been calling me, most of which I've ignored. So today, I figure, "why the hell not?". I mean, I needed to clean up the house and such cause my dad installed new rugs I figured she could help me out. On a side note, I was incredibly horny. Anyway, so she comes over, and helps me with the crap and I basically molested her the entire time. We end up goin' over my friend's house, more my friend than her's. I suggest takin' seperate cars, but she's like "no no, I'll drive". :horror: She is one of the worst drivers I've ever been in the car with. For one she doesn't use turning signals, she can't talk and focus what's goin' on around her at the same time, and gets mad at me when I say stuff like "um, that's a red light..." but all in all, we get there safely. Couple hours go by, we're hangin' out, I wanna go home, and of course that means she has to take me. I actually suggest that I drive, to my house, then she drives from there. But she's like "no, you're not insured". So I'm like, okay, I must be over reacting.
We get in the car, and head off, as usual not using her turning signal. (it's night mind you) and everything is goin' well until right before we get to the boulevard. There's an intersection right before the boulevard, and it was a red light, well...she kinda "over sees" the redlight, drives right the **** through it. I point it out to her, and she hits the breaks after we pass through it. I'm already freaked out, she goes and turns in the wrong lane then asks me "I can get in the other lane...can't I?" AAAAAAAHHHH! I'm tryin' to be passive through all of this, I tell her to that the merging lane is comin' up, she stops, looks, it's clear (it's 1 AM so there's very little traffic) and goes, then she crosses two ****in' lanes to the third (illegal) and almost hits this car behind us cause she thought she had to turn at this intersection. At this point I'm just staring out my window just hoping that if I don't say anything she'll stay focused on the road. But apparently my silence provokes her further, she starts getting all emotional. "Why can't you just drop it?! It's behind us now! Did I hit any cars? No! We didn't get any tickets and we didn't get hurt! What is your problem? You're not gonna tell them are you? Are YOU?!" (I never said a damn thing). Basically she tried to make me feel bad because of her stupid mistakes, and then I try to be cool about it and thank her for the ride and she just tells me to get out of her car. What a ****IN' WHACK JOB. I'm sorry guys, I had to get it out.
EDIT: Just wanna make a note that she got her license 2 weeks after she got her permit...and already totaled her first car, it was "the other guy's fault" :bored:
