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Recently this new guy came to our school, he kept on annoying me about how I'm Asian and have a small penis and how I wouldn't be good at sex and that. At first I just took it casually but he did it continuously and now its really starting to piss me off, I need some advice.
WTF? how does this guy know your penis size? I would attack his sexuality..come on..out smart him and stoop to his level...pick on him. He does it for the laughs. Say some thing like "Why do you care how good I would be at sex? You have sex with guys?"
I would threaten to sue him. That is racial discrimination/stereotyping. And people have won BIG money for suing people because of it. You would have to record him saying it to you, though. Most Cell Phones and MP3 players have built-in recorders. Or just fight him after school. Beat the $h*t out of him. Or whip it out and compare sizes. Whatever makes you happy.Quote:
Originally Posted by richardrli
He's making a bloody stereotype of Asians and small penises, that's what's ****ed up because I just can't change my race.
Seriously, you want the best advice" here it goes.....STOP CARING! or say "Asian cars are better then your american trash" hahaha.Quote:
Originally Posted by richardrli
Actually, Asian penises are smaller than American ones, on average. Following in BlackRose's footsteps, I did some research (complete with sources.) Ha-ha.
Library of Excerpts Sexual Organs and Heterochronic Theory
[url]http://www.neoteny.org/a/testiclesize.html[/url]
"Thus, the human penis shows high species-specificity as an elaborated
genital structure. Penis size also varies moderately across
populations, being largest among African populations, smaller among
European populations, and smallest among East Asian populations, but
with substantial overlap (Rushton, 1987, 1988b, 1989b). Penises are
highly age-specific, attaining their full resting size only after
puberty, and are highly courtship-specific, attaining their full erect
size only under sexually arousing conditions. Thus, penises show all
the hallmarks of a morphological trait elaborated somehow through
sexual selection." (Miller, Geoffrey F. (1994)"
[url]http://www.sex-project.com/myths.shtml[/url]
Myths concerning males
Black men have naturally larger penises than white men.
"This couldn't be further from the truth. Based on a number of surveys
(most notably Masters and Johnson), of thousands of men of many
different races, white males actually have the largest penises. White
males averaged an erect penis length of 6.4" while black males
averaged 6.2". Hispanic men averaged 6.0" and finally east Asian men
bring up the rear with a meager 5.6"
Hooray! So, I guess you're doomed, my little friend. Hehe, "little."
People pick on other people about the things that bother them the most about themselves. Think about that for a minute and realize what is REALLY going on here.Quote:
Originally Posted by richardrli
i dont see why the guy cares how big an asian guy's penis is in the first place ... does it really matter to him? I never did get why it's such a big deal anyhow because it doesn't mean you can't beat his ass cuz his dick is bigger than yours or what not ... I'd probably just hit him in the head with a foreign object ... If you do, I bet he'll think you have some big balls at least! haha
Look, next time this jerkoff comes at you with these comments about penis size just say, "You know what, that just shows how much you don't know about how to please a women. Either the girls you've been with are too nice to tell you how crappy you are in bed or you just aren't getting any."
Because in all truth, you don't need more than 3-4 inches to please most women. If you got less than that then yeah you might have a problem. Now there are some women out there that will say that they prefer average(5-6) or larger sizes(7.5-8), but
1. the majority of women really don't care and
2. 3-4 inches can stimulate the majority of vaginas just fine (not all but the majority).
So after you tell this guy off, feel good in the knowledge that you are more than enough for just about any woman in that department.
Now stop worrying about stupid crap that only insecure guys worry about and work on things that really turn on a woman; like cool confidence and hygiene.
Those are two things that girls really like and if you have them they will be putty in your hands. The best thing is that any man can have these qualities no matter who they are or what they look like. Trust me on this one, friend. You don't need an oversized schlong to be a great lover.
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Originally Posted by richardrli
Seriously dude, beat his ****in ass, i would and after your done whiping the shit out of him, spit in his face and call him an asian word that nobodys hurd of before and smack him with your dick, then call him a *****....lol then walk away...
or dont shit i dont care, just leave me the hell out of it, but like someone said just sue his ***** ass take him for all his **** up of a life is worth...have fun with it...
My first comment is off topic ... why is it that some of your words are sensored and some aren't ?^^^^^^ Sorry just found that kinda funny, gave me a good laugh.
Next, Are you gonna try and satisfy him? I mean honestly why would you give a shit what he says about your penis? Its the girls you need to worry about. Unless... well nevermind lets not even go there. Honestly is he worth your time and effort that you need to start a thread about him ? come on now. Have some confidence, now theres something chicks dig.
instead of lawsuits or brute force, why don't you ask him "Are you a fag (gay) ? Because you seems very interested in my sexuality. FYI I'm not gay, so i don't like you, i like girls, do you have any sister ? " Be prepared that he might get angered about the last question :)
Or you can take the scientific approach using the numbers and articles that others users replied above.
Or you can also ignore him, make him see that his words don't get to you, and that you are bigger than him. He's trying to get you annoyed, and if you keep feeding that, you'll continue annoying you. Ignore him. Sometimes the biggest victory is achieved when you walk away. Good Luck ;)
Just because.Quote:
Originally Posted by bohemiandonut
thanks for all the replies.
Take him outside.
Beat the shit out of him.
Then slap him in the face with your asian dick.
Dun think he would find it funny anymore.
Yeah I go with the **** slapping ideas...haha
It won't change the facts though. Here's what you should do!
[url]www.rsdb.org/?2[/url]
You can take it from there.