It's Saturday night, I wish...

...I was somewhere else.

If I could be anywhere RIGHT NOW (in this very moment), I'd be in a private boat, with my girlfriend, and we've just come back from a meal in a resteraunt off the coast of southern Italy, by the mediterranean. Some string music is on, and I pour two glasses of wine. There are PLENTY of stars above. It is a cold night, we go on the deck of the boat, and I give her my Jacket so she is warm. We then talk about nothing. And we do this all night, until the mood is right for love in the cabin deck below. We wake up with the sun shining through the window.

But instead, I am here, looking under the classified section for a job.








Where would you like to be at THIS very moment. As soon as you open this thread, if it is in the morning, afternoon, or evening, where would you like to be at that very moment?

i'd like to be finished with my homework, so i could be out partying ...

I would love to be sitting on a beach of white sand, with a gorgeous blue ocean looking back at me.

Instead, I'm watching tv at 9am in the morning. Not looking forward to grocery shopping later and loathing the thought of getting up for school tomorrow.

RK has a gf??????????????

YAY! :D

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Originally Posted by lilwing89

RK has a gf??????????????

YAY! :D

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lol, no, but last night, if i wish i did, and i wish we were off of the coast of Italy.................lol :(

I would be on vacation with my ex sweeping her off her feet, in some romantic getaway, and into my arms. Yea, I woke up this morning missing her terribly.

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Originally Posted by RSK

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Where would you like to be at THIS very moment. As soon as you open this thread, if it is in the morning, afternoon, or evening, where would you like to be at that very moment?

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i wish i was on a boat in the mediterranean with rsk. :goofy:

i would be...
on my hands and knees. nuff said. lol kidding

i would be banging my gf like ****ing went out of style that would be the biggest round of pig sex anyone has ever seen or heard of..id **** her for 2 days straight then i would lick her clean..then we can both give eachother golden showers..and she can put on a strapon and **** me up the ass!...to fulfill my horny ass needs! then she can shave the afro off my wang and purposely plug the shower drain with it! yay!
plus i need someone to pick all the pimples off my ass..yesterday i thought i sat in a chair witha tack in it but turns out it was just a nifty pimple! so i went to the boys room and popped the shit out of that mother ******.. i thought i struck an artery because it was bleeding like mad..so how do you stop that one? toilet paper squares didnt work well.....has anyone ever popped a pimple on their face and the juice got all over the bathroom mirror??? omg i just did that yesterday for like the first time and im liek holy ****ing shit!!! wahaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaa!

Lilwing... How on earth were you able to snag yourself a girlfriend with talk like that?

dude its a ****ing forum i can talk any way i want

i would NEVER talk to my girl like that or treat her like that..im just a completely different person on here :D

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Originally Posted by misombra

i wish i was on a boat in the mediterranean with rsk. :goofy:

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i'm actually picturing it right now, it wouldn't be a bad sight! :goofy:

it's good to dream rsk, it's good to dream, lol

I feel ya RK.. I feel ya.

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Originally Posted by RSK

...I was somewhere else.

If I could be anywhere RIGHT NOW (in this very moment), I'd be in a private boat, with my girlfriend, and we've just come back from a meal in a resteraunt off the coast of southern Italy, by the mediterranean. Some string music is on, and I pour two glasses of wine. There are PLENTY of stars above. It is a cold night, we go on the deck of the boat, and I give her my Jacket so she is warm. We then talk about nothing. And we do this all night, until the mood is right for love in the cabin deck below. We wake up with the sun shining through the window.

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Damn RSK.

Looks like sombra and I are going to have to duel.

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Originally Posted by bluesummer

Damn RSK.

Looks like sombra and I are going to have to duel.

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the ironic thing, is that you both have boyfriends...lol




or how about we make love, and not war. I'm actually one step ahead of you, right now, i picture, you, sombra, AND me...... :goofy:

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Originally Posted by RSK

the ironic thing, is that you both have boyfriends...lol

or how about we make love, and not war. I'm actually one step ahead of you, right now, i picture, you, sombra, AND me...... :goofy:

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Boyfriend, schmoyfriend........he's never talked about taking me to Italy....:evil:


Hm, well, I'm pretty generous. I'm willing to trade off with sombra.

Any room for the half-breed? :(

rsk i'd go to algeria with you if you wanted me to.

(yes, i'm shamelessly flirting with rsk.)

*yack* ... shame shame, 'sombra ...

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Originally Posted by misombra

rsk i'd go to algeria with you if you wanted me to.

(yes, i'm shamelessly flirting with rsk.)

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...and i'll wrap you in my arms, and we will 'shoot' for the moon. And if we miss, at least we will be among the stars... ;)


(and i'm shamelessly flirting right back.) :)

It's getting hot in here, so take of all your clothes...

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Originally Posted by TAVS

I would be on vacation with my ex sweeping her off her feet, in some romantic getaway, and into my arms. Yea, I woke up this morning missing her terribly.

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Dude, TAVS; I like you and all, but you've got to get over her. You're getting pathetic. We should put you on suicide watch. :sad2:

I could be anywhere, it wouldn't matter...as long as Shh! would be in my arms, the evening would be perfect.

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Originally Posted by Lloyd95

I could be anywhere, it wouldn't matter...as long as Shh! would be in my arms, the evening would be perfect.

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How about the horse stall in Jeblina's barn, Lloyd? Would that be perfect? :P

I'm not posting again in the "I like it in the butt" thread by Lloyd, so hopefully your name will stay there. :)

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Originally Posted by shh!

How about the horse stall in Jeblina's barn, Lloyd? Would that be perfect? :P

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Perfect. Your warmth and love would be intoxicating. ;)

this thread is getting steamy......meeeoow...grr...

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Originally Posted by RSK

this thread is getting steamy......meeeoow...grr...

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Did you just "mew" like a kitty? :lol:

i am getting so hot, i'm gonna take my clothes off.

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Originally Posted by misombra

i am getting so hot, i'm gonna take my clothes off.

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NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!!!! (RSK shaking head in very slow motion)


Keeeeeeep Theeem Oooooon !!!!!!!! :horror:

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE !!!!! (slow motion continues)

There's a cold front headed this way! You don't want to catch the cold now, do you?

lol...what the hell, i'm getting undressed too, if sombra does it, so am I...