iamaninnocentma's london olympic 2012 report

[iamaninnocentma]

Day 1

China won a few golds at swimming and shooting, America won a few at swimming and something else i didnt watch.

The english are angry because they lost the road cycling. Apparently, the other teams didnt play fair. **** knows why, i fell asleep after 3 hours watching it.

Some other tedious sports happened, volleyball, womans football(lol) rowing.

At the end of Day 1 China have 6 medals, USA and Italy are tied 2nd with 5 apiece.
Canada as of yet still havnt won a medal, come to think of it, i havnt even seen a canadian competitor. Maybe they are boycotting this one. Lets hope so.

Fascinating stuff.

[iamaninnocentma]

Day 2

Team GB pumped canada at womans volleyball. One of the canadian players had an actual moostache. Dirty b*astd.

The frogs beat the yanks at swimming, some chinkey won at swimming also.

Spain are eliminated from the football tournament by some shitty south american country. Shocking.

In other news, someone lost the keys to the stadium, but they changed the locks, so there is no prob.

Also an investigation has been started to find out why a random nutter was allowed to walk with the indian team at the opening ceremony. Riveting.

Looks like its a straight shootout between the yanks and the chinkeys to see who wins the most medals . So far its Chinkeys 12 USofA 11.

Fascinating stuff.

[iamaninnocentma]

Day 3

Team GB diver Tom Daley and his boyfriend ****ed up the diving doubles and finished 4th. Pair of pricks.

A swiss footballer was expelled from the games for making a racist tweet against a S.Korean after their defeat to S.Korea.lolz

Organisers bussed in a rent a crowd of armed forces personel to make the stadiums look full, meanwhile people pay good money to sit on a hill and watch it all on a big tv screen. hahaha idiots.

A russian won a medal for swimming and some other c*unts won medals for swimming, shooting and ****ing gymnastics. Wankers.

Getting close at the top. We finish the day with China and the USofA all square on 17 medals apiece. The frogs are the surprise package in 3rd place with 7 medals, dirty b*astards. Canada get their first medal, a bronze for jumping in water from a short height. What a useless cluster**** of a country , lolz

Fascinating stuff.....

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[sadie_genie]

Go North Korea! Right now leading the olympics with 4th place.

[AdminOnline]

Go North Korea! Right now leading the olympics with 4th place.

interesting to see north korea is in the top 10 medal chart..

[iamaninnocentma]

Day 4

Things are really hotting up between the yanks and the chinkeys. A random american has accused a chinkey swimmer of drug taking. The chinkeys countered this with a statement, "we smoke a little blow like everyone but nothing harder" haha.

Phelps broke the record for winning most olympic medals today in the pool. He won the relay but made a right c*unt of the butterfly and came 2nd. A racist s. african pipped him on the line.

Team GB is still searching for its first gold, but we got a silver in making horses jump over trees. What a useless bunch of wankers.
However the GB womans football team beat Brazil 1-0 and qualified for the last 8. A shower of ugly dykes, but they can kick a ball.

Some other sports happened also, judo, archery, and gymnastics, sanctimonious c*nts.

So at the close of day 4, the yanks and chinkeys are still tied, now on 23 medals apiece. I think the only way this will be settled is by all out nuclear war. If America lose this olympics to the slantey eyes, god knows what Obamha will do. Its like the old days with commie russia.

Fascinating stuff.

[iamaninnocentma]

Go North Korea! Right now leading the olympics with 4th place.

Only in canada can being 4th be construed as "leading".

Stop polluting my thread with blatant lies. The commies in korea would be proud of a statement like that. Racist.

[vashti]

What's going on with Iran? Are they participating?

[iamaninnocentma]

Yeah, Iran are here. They have 53 competitors, but are yet to win a medal. They've probably just come to claim asylum or plan a terrorist attack. All countries are here apart from my own, ironically. Our athletes have to compete under the oppression of the british flag. Sad really.

[Cerby]

Canada vs GB in that sport where they kick a ball around field and fall down at the slightest hint of contact...Shit is going to get real on day 7!

[IndiReloaded]

I haven't been following. Did Phelps come through in the end or choke?

[iamaninnocentma]

Day 5

A successful day for team GB, winning their first 2 gold medals, at riding a bike very fast and rowing a boat. Wiggins can certainly ride a bike, but he really should shave his sideburns, he looks a right twat.

Four badminton teams have been disqualified for losing a game deliberately, china, s korea, india(i think) and some other dog eating country. Cheating b*astards.

Other tedious sports took place today, boxing, judo and hockey etc. Nobody actually cares what happened in these wankfest waste of time events.

Canada continue to shame themselves and indeed the human race with their pathetic showing. Still to collect their first gold, but they got a few bronzes and silvers. Not bad for a country that has 100 times the population of the UK, who have 2 golds.

In other news, Cerby is in fact still a raving arse bandit, as proved by his post in this thread, and indi has proved that she doesnt read my reports by her ignorance on mr Phelps.

Still neck and neck at the top of the leaderboard , The chinkeys now with 30 medals to the oil thieves 29. The telling factor could be that the slanteys have more golds compared to the land of the free. 17-12.

Fascinating stuff........