deflowering of said female

well the men at the store in which i have come to a work-post have counselled me in the matter of said female carly. my own father has passed-on and so i will tell you that the colored-man lester and this fellow humberto who has some little-bit puerto-rican has told me dave that a man tells his son how a man breaks in a virgin &&&&&&&&&&&&780888##########well to this i will tell you that my frend marta says dave u are crazy and you should file harassment against said folks at said grocery-store-job because a man does not strap his female in a love-image to the underside of a picnic-table and penetrate her in a dick-lay through the little-umbrella-hole so as to not go too deep into her love-canal)))))))))))^^^^09 well to those of you who say that i dave need to learn english well i will say to you to go jump in the lake and may you have a spell cast on you^%
well maybe in the future they will have more sophistcated means of de-fl,lowering a young-female in her love-form ina dick-lay for a coming of age and maybe for to speak of laser-beams of all things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Interpretation: He's been talking to his co-workers about this girl Carly (the one he likes). He was given advice about sex from his co-workers, that he should talk to his dad about such things. But unfortunatley his father has passed away. His friend Marta told him that his co-workers are morons for giving such advice of strapping a girl to a picnic table and screwing her through the umbrella hole. So he's basically asking how to deflower a virgin???


Ok, heres my input. I agree with Marta, your co-workers are imbeciles for even suggesting such a thing with a picnic table. Although I did get a great laugh out of it. I believe your co-workers were not serious and that you should ignore said comments.

I've read about Carly many times in your posts and I believe that you do have a fond interest in her. Although I would not worry about such things quite yet. Have you gone out with her on a date yet? Have you made any sort of relationship with her? If you answered "No" to the following then I would not worry about having sex yet, untill you both are ready for it. Plus, never forget about contraception!!