Placing a Craigslist ad...
I'm kinda going nuts in my fantasy: placing an ad for this "virgin" to lose his "virginity" to a divorced MILF...With a MILF, that would be the most BAMF way to lose it and might help me get over all this angst. It'll be a lot like "The Graduate": Dustin Hoffman's character does a hot MILF, lands MILF's hot daughter at the end (of course I wouldn't do that if I succeeded with my Craigslist ad venture).
Good idea? bad? Do you suppose any divorced MILF's might take? God, that would be SOOOOO hot and a dream come true..