Zarathu, Quake does not qualify as a sport. I want to get your e-athletic ass out into the sunshine and make you run three miles. You would probably e-vomit.
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Zarathu, Quake does not qualify as a sport. I want to get your e-athletic ass out into the sunshine and make you run three miles. You would probably e-vomit.
I can run 3 miles no problem!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
That's because you're one of those people who goes outside sometimes. Zarathu, I suspect... not so much.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frasbee [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Haha! Quake DOES qualify as an eSport. And yes, I can run 1 mile straight without stopping. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Three? No.
What if I were chasing you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Zarathu [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I would chase you back. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
We would smack our foreheads together, because, like the title of this thread, we're dumb people. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Zarathu [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Haha! And then I would get turned on by your boobs smacking against my stomach (I'm that much taller than you).Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
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Originally Posted by Zarathu [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I'm 5'9", you jackass. I could kiss you without getting on my tiptoes. Not that I would, because you're unripe.
Shorty.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch
Damn right you would! That's because you've already put yourself on a pedestal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch
Get off your pedestal. Then, be sure to use your tiptoes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch
(Giga: Shoves pedestal any anything else handy up Zarathu's ass)
(Zarathu: finally satisfied, smiles.)
Nice, except for one thing....Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch
You shoved the spell check up my ass before you typed that.
Damn! What else did you find up there? Have you seen my Good Judgement? How about my old wedding ring? Where's my cat?Quote:
Originally Posted by Zarathu [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Good judgment - That would have had to exist before you had a chance to shove it anywhere.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch
Old wedding ring - You tried to kill yourself by swallowing it, years ago.
Cat - :evil:
junpei====> jurapa... well the drug portion is partially true. of course if you have the money you will have your hands on something that the poor people can't obtain, and i'm not talking about food.
as for the spoiled part, that is mostly true. i went to a private school until they booted my ass out the door for stupid crap. but all in all i'm glad that they did. i got to see the other side of the fence. the differences, the good and the bad. and hey, did i turn out that bad? maybe, but for the most, i'm still all G.
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