Good. Go out with me and my bitchy girlfriends. We'll have a blast.Quote:
Originally Posted by celestialxs [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I do have some advice, though. If you want something, anything, give him a blowjob first. He'll be much more likely to do what you want. Do his football-watching friends do that? No, I don't think they do.
Mathias,Quote:
Originally Posted by Mathias [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
How quickly do you mean? I can understand if I only met my guy 5 months ago, but I've actually known him for 7 years. Maybe that doesn't count to some. Hmmm...
LMAO!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Good point. I'll have to remember that. Christmas IS just around the corner. ;)
A child was spying on her parents and saw them having sex. When she asked her mother about it the next day, she was told, very matter-of-factly, "That's how you get a baby".Quote:
Originally Posted by celestialxs [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
A few nights later, she spied again, and saw her mother giving her father a blowjob. When she asked about it, she was told, very matter-of-factly, "That's how you get jewelry."
Certain videogames are more important than relationships
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Originally Posted by Gigabitch [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Ha ha ha ha! I LOVE IT! Thanks for bringing a smile to my face! :D
Videogames, YES. Computer games, eh...not so much. I'm a videogame girl myself. I don't really get into computer games that much. I sit in front of a computer all day at work (which isn't as comfortable as a couch, btw). Why would I want to come home and sit in front of a computer, again, for the rest of my day?Quote:
Originally Posted by DoesntMatter [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Would you care to list some of these videogames? I'd actually like to try some of them out. Which reminds me, I need to hook up my system. Maybe I'll just play that while my guy's playing EQ. ;)
U just found the solution to ur problem!
You know what just let your guy do what he's doing! Don't make anymore plans, u said u already tried already.Eventually he'll miss you and wish to spend more time with you!
Gaaahhh! I was an EQ widow for years! I have a picture of my ex-husband (well, the back of his head, anyway), in front of EQ, and it really brings me right back to why I divorced his lame ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by celestialxs [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
wtf is EQ?
p.s. Giga, why on earth did you marry your husband? I mean really. What attracted you to him in the first place?
EverQuestQuote:
Originally Posted by Charlie Boy II [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Potential. He was smart and good-looking, and really could have made something of himself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Charlie Boy II [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Plus, he didn't give me "the crazies". I wasn't madly, batshit-crazy in love with him, just enough to make it all nice.
Plus, I got knocked up.