gross.
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You mean reaffirms?Quote:
Originally Posted by doppelgaenger [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
where are you posting from?
Sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by SelflessnHumble [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
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Originally Posted by doppelgaenger [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
Oh, O.k I wasn't sure.
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Originally Posted by speakerspoke [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
It depends, on which wing you've been remanded to?
Besides, if you are that butthurt that you didn't get a John Holme's dildo then perhaps we can all chip in some paypal money
so we could get you one? I think I'd actually donate some money to see you either banned, or to have your own sub section of the forums:
It could be entitled: "Helmet Boy's Corner" I kinda like that. What say you?
Oh, I see. You don't find that sexist at all? Interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Petit Papillon [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
See, this is something I have never understood about women.Quote:
Originally Posted by girl68 [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
When it comes to their man and masturbating, they get super sensitive and almost jealous about it. To where, the guy has to go around and sneak and do it, so he won't 'upset you'.
The playboy, the porn vids are totally fake. And I do believe that men know this, and take it as acted out sexual pleasure without a shred of realism to it whatsoever. Most men that I have encountered, when they are not masturbating don't even fantasize about those chicks. I feel like, in regards to men and self pleasuring, that's when womens insecurities come in to play.
Now OP.
DUMP.HIS. ASS.
OMG, immature or not, he did NOT bring home a rubber vagina and then proceeded to f*ck it infront of you! There are SERIOUS ISSUES going on. Maybe he has discovered that he's gay. Who knows. But his behavior is totally unjustifiable, he was rude, heartless, and there is no excuse. There is something going on, and I say run.
I'd be annoyed at him about it.
Ok not cos he masturbates, altho generally a man would prefer a woman to his hand/whatever is closest. He didn't NEED you to drive him to a store to buy a playboy mag, or the sex toy vagina, but his selfishness hurt. It's also crappy that he was SUPPOSED to get condoms. Instead, he goes off and gets something for his own damn needs.
This isn't about the issue of using sex toys. And it's not the issue of masturbating. It's the issue of having a gf, who is dying to have sex, and instead of condoms he gets bloody self satisfying products, and then proceeds to boast about it in front of her. Ahem, she's got a vagina too, hers feels real, hers probably feels tight too- nudge nudge wink wink matey- The fact that he is dead horny, spends an hour in a sex shop, and then completely ignores you when you're right there shows that he's not mature or sensitive enough to be in a relationship with you. You don't deserve that kind of crap, and he'll never care anyways, so long as he has his little fake pussy.
What an arse.
Ok, I take it that no one has noticed that the OP posted 1 post on the entire forum, and that was it. This is a troll tread plain and simple.
LOL, it's as if you think I'm saying you can never masterbate or something. All I'm saying is there's a very good chance if I'm around I'm horny so for you to just get it on without me while I'm good to go is just not cool. There are plently of times I'm not around so just do whatever you got to do then. Now if I wasn't insterested, or on my rag- understandably so but don't go advertising to the world you're going to wack off. I mean it's done privately and alone all your life why *would* that change?Quote:
Originally Posted by warriormaiden [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
are you kidding me? you are upset because he has a fake vagina, when you have a vibrator? you list your reason as because it's more realistic than yours??? man.... thats backwards. if you want him to get rid of his stuff, come to a mutual agreement and you're probably going to get rid of yours, ever consider its possible that he feels insecure about your toy and is flaunting his to make you understand how he feels???
think about what you are saying. it's a double standard, women can have their dildos and vibrators but men can't have their own sex toy?
worst explaination ever. wtf if a girl has a toy to pleasure herself, a guy can have one too, btw, if you actually thought about what you typed, you would realize a girl could pleasure her guy with the toy too for a new sensation while masturbating with her own toy, if you got a toy he gets a toy, plain and simple, cut and dry, black and white.Quote:
Originally Posted by Petit Papillon [Dear Guest/Member you have to reply to see the link.click here to register]
I agree with other posters here...using the fake thing in front of the gf? Something's wrong with that.
Fake vaginas are, however, excellent inventions. The really well made ones (e.g., Fleshlight) are almost identical to the real thing minus the expense for dinner and the long "yes dear" conversations. Also, the fake one doesn't have affairs with other penises and they don't get preggo, either. LOL
I think the fake item beating you out (no pun intended) as the preferred receptacle...wow, that's pretty depressing. At the same time, normal sex is a very time consuming affair, whereas "the device" is very efficient and achieves many of the same aims. Fake sex routine: return home from work, place fake vagina sleeve in warm water to achieve the "real" feeling; get dinner in the oven to reheat, get undressed and lube up; put vagina sleeve in the containing device; screw it til cumshot; rinse sleeve; take a bath and freshen up; get dinner out of the oven and enjoy a hot meal. All of this in one hour whereas with the gf, in one hour...you haven't even heard about her day yet and dinner is definitely not ready. You can't take your shower because that would deplete princess' hot water for her bath. Sex is hours away, you are hungry, grubby, and pissed off. See, you gotta consider this from his perspective :)