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My high-school English teacher told me to write like a girl's skirt... long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep you interested. So, that's exactly what I'm going to do in this...

I'm so glad we're friends. :)

If she's not giving you sex, go get it from someone else. What's she going to do??? Stop having sex with you??? Problem solved.

I attended Carnegie Mellon University (CMU), which actually stands for Chinese, Married or Ugly. I dated about six or so Asians, because there were so many of them at my school... Let's just say...

Once upon a time, there was a guy who ate butt... then he got Coxsackievirus which led to even more serious infections. Moral of the story: Don't eat butt. There are a million different diseases...

Ahhh... This sounds familiar. I was the girl in your scenario a few months ago. I hate to break it to you, but she's gone. She's not thinking about you, and she probably says "oh my god, he's...

My advice: Grow some balls. The reason that this girl is texting her ex-bf, blowing you off, making out with some random guy, etc. is because you are letting her. The more you show her that her...