Eating butt

[Kaius]

This is assuming everyone is freshly showered and clean before sex.

I love my GF's butt. Whenever possible, I literally eat her butt, from the top of her butt crack, down through her perinium, and all the way to her clitoris in the front. I repeat this path 20 times, and she seems to enjoy it. She thinks I'm weird because she never heard of any man who is so "oral". Is it weird for a man to enjoy eating his woman's butt so much? I mean, I REALLY enjoy it.

[Gigabitch]

God love you, Kaius.

[the_robot]

Actually, that sounds like it could get bad things in the wrong place. I'd like to hear what Vash has to say about this one.

[girl68]

HAHAHA very valid point. ^

I think you're weird too. That would make me so damn uncomfortable no matter how much I cleaned my ass and asshole and the surrounding crack.

[QueenofCorona]

Thats where I draw the line. I like my butt crack dry, with no tongue. And I'll do a lot of things for my bf but not that, my tongue goes many places, except in old brown eye.

[xxazurexx]

^I agree with QueenofCorona...anything but eating ass, lol

[Junket]

I'll run my tongue above and below the asshole, but I just cannot bring myself to go there.

And my g/f showers minutes before normal sex.

But I feel ya dude, I love ass.

Must be an asian thing.

[QueenofCorona]

Must be an asian thing.

Asians eat cat too. Ass doesn't shock me.

JK. Chinese restaurant humor.

I just ate some kung pao though. :/

[the_robot]

Asians eat cat too. Ass doesn't shock me.

JK. Chinese restaurant humor.

I just ate some kung pao though. :/

Actually, they do eat a dog race in china... or used to.

[Mard]

well you have a white girl friend, i would love to eat white girls butt too

[Junket]

Asians eat cat too. Ass doesn't shock me.

JK. Chinese restaurant humor.

I just ate some kung pao though. :/

What a racist.

[Kaius]

I'll run my tongue above and below the asshole, but I just cannot bring myself to go there.

And my g/f showers minutes before normal sex.

But I feel ya dude, I love ass.

Must be an asian thing.

Ya gotta be an asian thing. Dang it I get turned on just thinking about her booty, and I'm not even a butt man.
I'm more of a breast man....... but for her I'm like an EVERYTHING man. She's like my little white buffet. j/k
F*ck it. I'm just a weird perverted asian dude.

[jessZ]

I was with a guy once who was OBSESSED with that, and I loved it. He made me a convert, and now I'll happily give and recieve. Once you tell yourself that nothing between consenting adults is tabboo, sex is (even more) fun.

[Mard]

Ya gotta be an asian thing. Dang it I get turned on just thinking about her booty, and I'm not even a butt man.
I'm more of a breast man....... but for her I'm like an EVERYTHING man. She's like my little white buffet. j/k
F*ck it. I'm just a weird perverted asian dude.

i wish i was in your position dude, your one lucky guy to have a white chick.

[centzontotochti]

Once upon a time, there was a guy who ate butt... then he got Coxsackievirus which led to even more serious infections. Moral of the story: Don't eat butt. There are a million different diseases that are spread through feces. And believe it or not, showering every time before you tongue her butt isn't always going to be as protective as you might think. If your girlfriend was smart, she'd never kiss you again.