No, that was Megan not Jordyn. Jordyn said, "Nick I want to take things slowly" and blew me within 3 months. Megan is a whore too.Originally Posted by vashti
No, that was Megan not Jordyn. Jordyn said, "Nick I want to take things slowly" and blew me within 3 months. Megan is a whore too.Originally Posted by vashti
He was a skater boy, she said see ya later boy
he wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face, but her head was up in space
she needed to come back down to earth.
five years from now, she sits at home
feeding the baby
she's all alone
she turns on tv
guess who she sees
skater boy rockin' up MTV.
Chorus ladies and gentlemen!
Many questions answered.... Many answers questioned
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
zarathu- is jordyn the one u got caught bangin ?
He got caught?
By who??
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Yep, that was the whore!
vashey - I got caught by my mom while I was ****ing Jordyn. Jordyn was making so much noise, and Mom came home. I didn't hear her because of how much noise Jordyn was making. Mom never wanted Jordyn in her house again, and quite frankly I didn't want her in the house either...dirty whores.
Moral of the story: if you're ****ing a whore, make sure to put a sock in her mouth so she shuts the **** up.
Aww, skaterboy! It is so unlike your better nature to be so nasty.
Come on. Say you don't mean it.
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::long (very long) sigh::
**Moral of the story: if you're underage, or if you are simply not ready for sexual contact, you should have sumptuary morals and not engage in such a way that would be lurid for your parents to watch, especially if the primary motive was based off of the adverse partner's physiognomy.
Better?
Yes, thanks.
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Does this mean you won't let me put a sock in your mouth next time we're having sex?
No way are you getting near me with that semen-encrusted sock of yours.
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Um. Well are you sure she's as experienced as you think she is? Does she know it's your first time? If she does and she is infact experienced, then she should understand and shouldn't be too judgemental of your performance. Personally, I don't think you should stress too much over it, you're putting it up on a pedestal - your first time will feel great, but it probably won't be THAT great, so don't worry about expectations or anything like that, because I really don't think there is much that you can do! Just have fun.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love; but then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love; to be happy then is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy; therefore to be unhappy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.
I bet skaterboy has a hard time gettin' any...
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