My Friend is Hopeless!

[vashti]

Oh yeah?

Prove it!

And by prove it, I mean come over here and please do it for me.

I'm a visual learner.

I don't think so. Philadelphia is ranked an "angrier" city than even Los Angeles. I can't trust you near sharp objects.

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[King Zarathu]

I don't think so. Philadelphia is ranked an "angrier" city than even Los Angeles. I can't trust you near sharp objects.

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Holy shit! Dallas is sixteenth! Well... I guess it would make sense.

I love Blacks.

>.>

<.<

[vashti]

It's not the blacks, dummy. It's the rednecks with rifles.

[King Zarathu]

It's not the blacks, dummy. It's the rednecks with rifles.

OMFG U DIDNT CAPITALIZ BLACKS UR RACIST!!!!!1111eleventeen

[Junket]

Aw, we're only 27?

That's a shame.

I'm a really nice person Vash I swear, I'm the only nice guy Philly's got.

[vashti]

I didn't capitalize rednecks, either.

[vashti]

I'm a really nice person Vash I swear, I'm the only nice guy Philly's got.

...a likely story....




















NOT!!

[Junket]

...a likely story....

NOT!!

BITCH!

Don't you dare ****in' talk to me like that again.

Or I'll go Philly on yo' ass!

EDIT: But seriously now, I really am a swell guy.

Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down...

[King Zarathu]

BITCH!

Don't you dare ****in' talk to me like that again.

Or I'll go Philly on yo' ass!

Too late. /

[Gigabitch]

He's toast.

[Junket]

Shit!

Now he wants to get back with his old girlfriend!

He's getting desperate!

I need to tie him down and slap him in the god damn face!

[Rosebud]

Fras, have you taken him out and actually got him into a one on one situation with a girl?

Sometimes if people won't take that first step, you have t kind of help them along. Maybe get him out and just push him over to someone or introduce him to some girls you know or something.

[King Zarathu]

Make sure they're all Black girls.

[Junket]

Make sure they're all Black girls.

Y'know what's sad?

His first kiss was with a fat black chick.

It was because they were playing truth or dare.

Might explain some of the resentment he's been holding towards them these past few years.

Everytime I make suggestions to find some chicks he avoids it.

[Gigabitch]

He sounds like a bitch. Send him my way.