Does this make you uncomfy?

[anachronistic]

No offense, man, but that's the dumbest question I've ever heard. Do you like goop oozing out of your orifices? Now just imagine if that oozing goop were someone else's. Eyuck!

**** off, gribble. Some people do like it.

Frasbee- I hate it when it dries. Especially when it sticks my hair together. OHHH I really hate that. Another thing; Jizz+Water=Superglue.

I try to shoot my jizz into the toilet I play a game to see how many shots I can get in the toilet. (Seat up ofcourse) Isn't that silly?

[Gigabitch]

Better than shooting it at the cat or something. Or the drapes. That reminds me of some old joke where one guy says to another ,"I'll bet I can get my wife to scream louder than yours when we're having sex." They make some kind of bet, which the first guy wins by wiping his dick on the drapes.

[anachronistic]

Better than shooting it at the cat or something. Or the drapes. That reminds me of some old joke where one guy says to another ,"I'll bet I can get my wife to scream louder than yours when we're having sex." They make some kind of bet, which the first guy wins by wiping his dick on the drapes.

L-O-****ING-L

hahahahaha, personal experience, giga?

[Gigabitch]

L-O-****ING-L

hahahahaha, personal experience, giga?

No, fortunately! Eeeewww! I've heard of guys having contests for distance, though.

[anachronistic]

No, fortunately! Eeeewww! I've heard of guys having contests for distance, though.

Speaking of distance, once, during sex (near my climax, ofcourse) I pulled it out, and shot my load, and it went over her shoulder (she was in missionary) and shot 10 feet across her living room and knocked a plastic cup off of the edge of her kitchen counter.

[Zach]

I once measured my shot, it was around 7 ft. I guess it depends on the arch and how horny you are. If I was having sex I bet it would have gone further. lol Strange topic.

[anachronistic]

I once measured my shot, it was around 7 ft. I guess it depends on the arch and how horny you are. If I was having sex I bet it would have gone further. lol Strange topic.

We, my friend, are the merry men gigabitch talks of, that disgust the hell out of her.

[Gribble]

No, fortunately! Eeeewww! I've heard of guys having contests for distance, though.

I once shot myself in the eye while sitting upright. That ought to be worth a trophy for accuracy or something.

[misombra]

guys are gross.

[Zach]

LOL! Yeah I have some funny stories but I guess Ill keep them to myself. Fun stuff, once you get passed the gross part of it. lol

[Tiay]

go [URL="http://archive-a02m01.libsyn.com/podcasts/7cf90d1b58246717b9e7effee420680a/45b58acf/sexisfun/SIF19_Things_and_Stuff.mp3"]here[/URL], wait for it to load, skip to exactly halfway, and prepare to laugh.. a lot.

[CAM]

Giving a woman oral when I can guess that she's been with other men...

My strategy, I try not to think about that.

It would change the whole thing from something erotic into something much more utilitarian...like using a public restroom (advice when using public bathrooms..."DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!!! AND WASH YOUR HANDS FOR GOD'S SAKE")