Sensitive Question 4 The Ladies...

[bohemiandonut]

Dear Ladies,

If your ex, recently-dumped boyfriend toward whom you still harbored feelings sent you this song in an email:

[URL="http://www.monitorrecords.com/MP3/CassMcCombs-Hospital.mp3"]http://www.monitorrecords.com/MP3/CassMcCombs-Hospital.mp3[/URL]

(Listen.)

Would you be touched enough to serve him up one last, loving blowjob?

...

Well what if he sang it for you!?

Sincerely,
Donut
) :

[Junket]

Dude.

This must be a new low for you.

[misombra]

what's going on donut boy? when you were in high school girls weren't dumping you like this...

[bohemiandonut]

?

Yeah they were. Anyway did anyone listen to the song? This is kinnnnnd of important.

[Mathias]

Please don't send her a song.

Dear God, please don't.

[misombra]

are you dressing funny or something?

are you acting like a jerk?

i just don't get it.

[miSSleepy]

Donut you scare me, so I'm biased when I said: no, no last blowjob, loving or otherwise

[bohemiandonut]

I bet you shallow c-nts didn't even listen to the song.

[Junket]

I definitely didn't.

[bohemiandonut]

I bring beauty to the world every goddamn day and all I ask for in return is a lousy bj, but nooooo. Story of my life. And isn't this the "Ask a Lady" forum? Give me some time alone with the girls guys. You can clean up when I'm through with em.

[miSSleepy]

I've listened to your song Donut, but I can't tell you what this other girl will do.
If I was still emotionally bound to my ex and he sent me that, yes, I'd probably fall for it, I admit
I'd probably regret it later because it would put me in even more of an emotional wreck AND I'd feel used for his sexual plessure when I find out that's all he wanted.

Objectively speaking, it's best for both people to make a clean break without all the post-relationship crap that makes everything even messier. But hey, it's up to you.

[bohemiandonut]

You stupid bitc-

Wait WHAT!? You would fall for it? Oh damn...

I knew it! <embed... html

[vashti]

Can you post the lyrics? I couldn't open it. I think I have some sort of blocking software...

[bohemiandonut]

vash- Right click link, choose "Save Link As...", save it to your Desktop, enjoy

[Gigabitch]

I think you should use that new "Last Request" song from Paolo Nutini instead.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFrKBrlZYPY"]YouTube - Paolo Nutini - Last Request (Video)[/ame]