A little update

[Gigabitch]

No, I'm not for real, you goose. You need to sit next to her, though, and start to chit-chat.

[DoesntMatter]

Well she sat a few seats across from me during bio lecture today because people were in her usual seat. She's always on the phone right before and after lecture, probably talking to her boyfriend

What do you say when someone says "I have a boyfriend" without making it awkward?

[Junket]

What do you say when someone says "I have a boyfriend" without making it awkward?

"Call me when you break up with him." ?

Of course say it in a joking kind of cocky way.

[vashti]

You say "of course you do NOW, but when you break his heart, I hope I can be next".

[Junket]

You say "of course you do NOW, but when you break his heart, I hope I can be next".

Nah, that's too cheesy. That might've worked on you 15 years ago, but this is Generation Y. We're much more sophisticated.

[Gigabitch]

Nah, that's too cheesy. That might've worked on you 15 years ago, but this is Generation Y. We're much more sophisticated.

Right. That's exactly how we see you. You people can't even ****ing look at each other. You break up by text message. And can I just mention one word.....?

Emo.

[Junket]

Right. That's exactly how we see you. You people can't even ****ing look at each other. You break up by text message. And can I just mention one word.....?

Emo.

I don't recall asking you for your opinion, Giga. I'm going to assume you just got over zealous and accidentally spoke out of turn.

Anyway DM, I was thinking, write her a note that says "Do you like me?" And then put two check boxes, one with "yes" and the other with "no". Fold it up in the most complicated yet ornamental way possible and drop it on her desk as you walk by, as if by accident.

[Gigabitch]

I don't recall asking you for your opinion, Giga. I'm going to assume you just got over zealous and accidentally spoke out of turn.

Anyway DM, I was thinking, write her a note that says "Do you like me?" And then put two check boxes, one with "yes" and the other with "no". Fold it up in the most complicated yet ornamental way possible and drop it on her desk as you walk by, as if by accident.

More priceless Gen Y advice. Gold.

[vashti]

Anyway DM, I was thinking, write her a note that says "Do you like me?" And then put two check boxes, one with "yes" and the other with "no". Fold it up in the most complicated yet ornamental way possible and drop it on her desk as you walk by, as if by accident.

Winner!

haha