Who is Chief Wanker around here?

[bohemiandonut]

Thanks to Indi for the idea. So who does everyone think is Chief Wanker around here?

RULES: No asking for the definition of "Chief Wanker."

[Charlie Boy II]

Scorp. Except I think he ranks above chief. He resides in the more lofty relms of "President Wanker" or "Wanker Supreme Overlord".

[Moonchild]

XD I'll have to agree with Charlie Boy on this one. If it's not Frasbee, it's Scorp, since Stalin's gone.

(But I only kid about Frasbee anyway. XD)

[Charlie Boy II]

you on the other hand Moonchild, have definitely grown on me.

[Gribble]

Scorp gets my vote. Sorry, Charlie.

[miSSleepy]

haha as soon as i saw Chief Wanker I thought of Scorp, i guess everyone else feels the same

[Junket]

I don't particularly care for Scorp, but I wouldn't call him chief wanker. I'd definitely would've voted Stalin.

I agree with ya Charlie, Moonchild has kind of grown on me as well.

[misombra]

i don't know, so many wankers to choose from......

[DoesntMatter]

Well, seeing as we can't ask for the rules, I thought chief wanked was the person who wanked most often.

[Illusional]

can't we all just get along??

alright, being the ass clown that i am, i'm going to have to say vashti because she gives way too much good advice.

raverboy

[GrkScorp]

RULES: No asking for the definition of "Chief Wanker."

there's no need to ask for a definition. that's becaues the term "wanker is already defined"..

"Wanker is a pejorative term of British origin, common in Britain, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand, and British-influenced territories like South Africa, and gaining usage in Canada and the United States. It initially referred to "one who masturbates" but has since become a general insult. It is synonymous with tosser and toss-pot.

Wanker literally means" "one who wanks"(masturbates). It is normally intended as a general insult rather than as an accusation. It conveys contempt, not commentary on normal sexual habits." - Wikipedia.

now, i'm actually quite flattered you all think my sexual urges are so out of control that I jerk-off the most.. but it's actually a rare event.. mostly because i'm quite busy.. and when I have free time, i'd like to mentally and physically RELAX.. and jerking off is not relaxation..

now.. I would like to take this time to remind the moderators that the term "wanker" is an insult.. and consistent with forum rules.. i'm sure there's a provision against insulting a fellow member..

not that I care.. you kids can have your fun.. I guess the essence of comedy is partly self-humiliation/mockery.. so enjoy if this sort of humor makes you all happy : )

[GrkScorp]

Scorp gets my vote. Sorry, Charlie.

have you ever noticed when women feel threatened by other women.. what's the first thing they do... "omg, she's such a whore, what a b*tch.. etc."

I seriously hope none of you guys feel threatened by me.. I offer nothing more than friendly constructive advice.. yes.. sometimes the truth hurts.. but someone has to break the news to you sooner or later.. and it's better you get it sooner than later..

[Junket]

but someone has to break the news to you sooner or later.. and it's better you get it sooner than later..

Stop preaching to the choir.

[GrkScorp]

Stop preaching to the choir.

i'm not preaching.. it's an online forum.. and everyone is just beating around the bush to some of these questions to not hurt anyone's feelings..

seriously.. feelings are going to be alot more hurt by "polite" advice which is not entierly true.. rather than some tough advice with no BS attached..

honestly.. I can remember my dad from childhood.. I used to cry and complain about stuff.. "dad, i'm so stupid I can't learn this stuff" (dad: well, have you tried to stop playing games and actually open up a book?), (mom: oh honey, you're not stupid, everyone is different, we're all good at our own unique thing in life.. blah blah blah for 3 hours)... "man, I wish I had his body" (mom: looks are not everything in life, what really matters is if you're a good person inside), (dad: if you'd stop eating all my chocolate & ice cream and start doing some work around the house, maybe you'd start to look a little better)..

so, the truth hits you hard.. and sure, it's not nice.. but it changes your life for the better.. I think the worst thing you can do to someone is give them generic/cliche' BS "polite" advice so you don't hurt their feelings.. that's not really how I think i'm helping someone..

[Moonchild]

XD If you think everyone but you offers "polite" advice, you've obviously been ignoring about a third of the people posting. Gigabitch comes to mind.