As often as I have a dick in my hand, I believe I might qualify as chief wanker.
As often as I have a dick in my hand, I believe I might qualify as chief wanker.
Spammer Spanker
DM, do you find it difficult to type with one hand?
Spammer Spanker
Well to be perfectly honest yes. Usually when one hand is occupied all the other has to do is work the mouse
Baaaahahaha! Nice.![]()
Spammer Spanker
I'm so threatened by Scorp some days it's all I can do to muster the courage to come on here.
Giga, hold me and say that I'm beautiful. Otherwise my fragile self-esteem will surely crumble before the tide of Scorp's awesomeness.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein
haha just from those comments alone..i'd have to say the title of Chief Wanker would have to go to Scorp hands down!
"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little bit of each other everywhere."
I'm kinda jealous, I don't think he deserves it.
i'm suprised i'm not on the top two list for "most wanted as the chief wanker" list.
Eh, it's 'cause you're too friendly. It's more amusing to give titles with double meanings to A) people who deserve it, or B) people for whom it would be hilarious.
Before coming up to a conclusion as to who should fill this position, I implore everyone to think about the wankers around the world who might take offense to the decision.
The last thing we need is a UWF (United Wanker Front) flaming this forum
Don't cry, don't regret and don't blame
Weak find the whip, willing find freedom
Towards the sun, carry your name
In warm hands you are given
Ask the wind for the way
Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
Accept all as it is and do not blame
God or the Devil
~Born to Live - Mavrik~